Patrick has nearly 42,000 followers on Twitter, yet he's had to share the link to his gay little op-ed multiple times because nobody fucking cares. This is the group of bots, I'm sorry I mean people, that he refers to as his "follower horde". Nice horde, stupid.

1  2019-09-10 by fatty-patty-2

10 comments

1  Mintwa 2019-09-10

woot!

I'm 30 and the last time I said that was when I was 13.

1  MKUltraGameShow 2019-09-10

Tryhard wannabe geek bullshit

1  fatty-patty-2 2019-09-10

At least you were a kid. When you were 13 Patrick was 23 and definitely said that shit. Adrienne probably wanted to stick a corkscrew in his jugular everytime she heard it.

1  FlatlipsTLumpyson 2019-09-10

And Patrick probably would have found you too old to fuck at 13

1  fatty-patty-2 2019-09-10

Yeah. Patrick once tweeted "if their age is off the clock, they're too old for my cock"

Sick fucking guy.

1  senselessdegenerate 2019-09-10

That’s terrible I’m sorry.

1  IGotATreeOnMyHouse85 2019-09-10

He was bragging about the piece for weeks and his followers don’t care. It’s not Orange man bad so they just ignore it. His only fan Laura Rich wrote some mind numbing praise of it but that’s about it. Horde fail.

1  wbgreen 2019-09-10

42,000 isn't even that big of a follower count, especially when at least 1/3 will be bots.

1  rykorotez 2019-09-10

"This is reall cool"

The internet has decided it is not.

1  ClintWiseblood 2019-09-10

Fucking teenage girls don't even say woot, you have to be SUCH a lame mother fucker to think that's endearing.