Wait, BAVARIAN Motor Vehicles? The company that equipped the German military in WWI and WWII? This guy isn't even trying to hide his Nazi sympathies anymore.
He rented this car just so he could post pics online for likes from strangers. Notice he can’t afford to lease/own a luxury car, just an old mustang. He’s craves attention from people he doesn’t know.
That and in reality he has zero friends. Remember when someone claimed they knew him through his wife? According to Pat that was impossible that anybody would have ever met him through his wife. He outed himself as a loser with no friends.
His seat is pushed up so his daughter can fit behind him, child. (Just kidding. The back seats are filled with snacks and alchohol for his room back at the Tuscon Airport Motel 6.)
I don't get how guys like this think they're cool for driving a car. Like yeah it's expensive but it was designed and made by men much smarter than you. Similarly, once you leave that machine you're still a disgusting, sickly looking ugly fat body.
Lots of guys around where I live driving their gorgeous vintage hot rods but are like 60 at the youngest. No one wants to give you pussy, stupids, give up.
Some people just actually really like cars, genuinely but faggot is not one of them because he wouldn't have rented it if he couldn't have tweeted the picture.
28 comments
1 of_lower_stock 2019-09-10
Ol' hamhead.
1 darryljacoby 2019-09-10
Wait, BAVARIAN Motor Vehicles? The company that equipped the German military in WWI and WWII? This guy isn't even trying to hide his Nazi sympathies anymore.
1 ArgumentChamp 2019-09-10
Tossed out my Ford when I learned about his role helping the nazis. Doing my part, why can't Pat?
1 senselessdegenerate 2019-09-10
I heard he recently acquired an SS officers uniform at an auction. Apparently he’s never been happier.
1 GeMigMat 2019-09-10
BWM? I hear you loud and clear, Pat
1 OutlawMemer 2019-09-10
Arizona is supposedly a huge child trafficking hub, makes sense Fatrick would take a trip down there.
1 Mintwa 2019-09-10
Is the 3 series his chins or the car?
1 SuperToes845 2019-09-10
His spare tires.
1 TheDarkFezRises 2019-09-10
First picture in a while that isn't a selfie. Well done, chubby child.
1 Mintwa 2019-09-10
It's an old one. Unless he reposted it?
1 OnArefugee 2019-09-10
"Nikki, take my picture while I'm driving this car. Make sure the BMW logo on the wheel is visible, child."
1 IGotATreeOnMyHouse85 2019-09-10
He rented this car just so he could post pics online for likes from strangers. Notice he can’t afford to lease/own a luxury car, just an old mustang. He’s craves attention from people he doesn’t know.
1 PhishInVa2 2019-09-10
Because the people who do know him just laugh at him or completely ignore him. Noone takes him seriously.
1 IGotATreeOnMyHouse85 2019-09-10
That and in reality he has zero friends. Remember when someone claimed they knew him through his wife? According to Pat that was impossible that anybody would have ever met him through his wife. He outed himself as a loser with no friends.
1 fawwkyeah 2019-09-10
Just like SAMCROBOVINEJOE
1 mvcv114 2019-09-10
Nice double-chin, stupid.
1 fatty-patty-2 2019-09-10
His enormous, fat body can hardly fit. Look how high his left leg is. Corpulent queer.
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2019-09-10
That smug smirk on his fat face. Fucking douche nozzle.
1 TaumpyTearsxyz 2019-09-10
A real man drives with just one hand, you fat faggot.
Except for Jonathan, he pilots around like Tommy Lee
1 percykaramello 2019-09-10
Looks like a fatter Andy Richter
1 SpikeSpiegel__ 2019-09-10
Investigating the shape of his side profile is very amusing.
1 Leaveitalonesniff 2019-09-10
I can't fucking wait for spring training this year
1 Shoot_Bald_Bryan 2019-09-10
Why does he push his seat all the way up like that? And how many middle schools did he drive by?
1 CumpoundMedia 2019-09-10
His seat is pushed up so his daughter can fit behind him, child. (Just kidding. The back seats are filled with snacks and alchohol for his room back at the Tuscon Airport Motel 6.)
1 Ant_Sucks 2019-09-10
None, child.
He stopped at every one!
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-09-10
I don't get how guys like this think they're cool for driving a car. Like yeah it's expensive but it was designed and made by men much smarter than you. Similarly, once you leave that machine you're still a disgusting, sickly looking ugly fat body.
Lots of guys around where I live driving their gorgeous vintage hot rods but are like 60 at the youngest. No one wants to give you pussy, stupids, give up.
1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2019-09-10
Some people just actually really like cars, genuinely but faggot is not one of them because he wouldn't have rented it if he couldn't have tweeted the picture.
1 Dick_donger 2019-09-10
A new truck costs more than that 3 series. Every fat slob around here is driving a new truck.