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1  2019-09-10 by fatprick_s_tomlinson

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I know we're all in with the Pat bashing over here but I just wanted to take a second to say fuck Joe Cumia.

What a redacted

tl;dr ? I’m not reading a bunch of half paragraphs from this walking abortion.

Some copy/paste letter Joe made to try and convince people he's not a piece of shit. He was begging Facebook friends to send it to the people he had listed. Which means they'd be the perfect people to email his racist compendium to.

His use of ALL CAPS to make his points is infuriating. He writes like a 10 year old

Yes, All CAPS, the .............. is annoying and the random use of “quotes” to try to make some “point”

Because the 10 year old that spit in his cup are writing this dribble. Pfft.

"5000 of us on Facebook, from all corners of the world." Jesus, Joe.

"...and send out as many as you'd like..." Who has time for this shit? Does this man not realize that people have bosses to please, households to manage, children to educate? Does he think they spend all day on Twitter and Reddit instead of looking at their credit card bills for 18 months at a time? Does he not understand that they have elderly parents to visit, bring clean clothes to, spoon feed, hold hands with, and generally give a shit about?

He doesn’t

You may be right. Pathetic if true.

We stand as witness to Mr. Cumia's character and integrity, both online and off.

Should be the next sub's slogan.

In the sixth grade, we had to write a scary story for Halloween. I found mine recently. I wrote better than this geriatric fuck when I was twelve.