I’ve done time in the clink and Patrick literally wouldn’t last a week.
1 2019-09-09 by cumiawatch
Not bragging about being a piece of shit but I did some time in San Quentin, in gen pop, and fat fucking faggot Patrick wouldn’t last five minutes.
Which would be fine, if he didn’t constantly go around acting like a tough guy.
Patrick, we can literally tell by looking at you that you’re not a hard man. You’re literally soft. You’re covered in fat and flab and have a very weak appearance. Hard, dangerous men are very rarely as flabby looking as you.
1: literally as soon as you got booked in, you’d be forced to run with the Aryan Brotherhood (Cali state prisons are very political and segregated).
If you said no or said you were against racism, they’d beat the shit out. The beating would be so bad and so brutal it would change your life.
2: Someone as faggy and opinionated as you won’t last very long. You’re locked down with men doing 20+ year bids and it doesn’t take much irritation for them to take a shank and shove it in your neck.
- You’d be a punk ass bitch that got clowned on the yard.
I’m not trying to sound tough, I’m just saying that you may want to stop giving off this energy that you’re some kind of tough guy, because that shit had a way of manifesting into your real life and before you know it, one bad decision, one instance of trying to prove your faggy flabby manhood, could get you locked up in the clink with 2,000 killers and master manipulators.
I hope you die Fatso.
29 comments
1 IAmNotFatChild 2019-09-09
Who spends only one week in San Quentin?? It's a state prison, not a jail (where the stays are much shorter). I believe you; I'm just shocked at the short sentence.
Pat would get licked in the shower his first day. And I don't mean beaten. I mean licked with a tongue.
1 cumiawatch 2019-09-09
No I did five years. I was saying he’d either be killed or forced into protective custody within a week.
1 IAmNotFatChild 2019-09-09
Got it; my mistake!
1 OutlawMemer 2019-09-09
What'd ya do?
1 Felonious__Drunk 2019-09-09
Probably armed robbery.
1 EasilyForgotten1138 2019-09-09
He'd probably enjoy all of the forced, raw, man-on-man anal sex, however.
1 cumiawatch 2019-09-09
It’s actually the opposite. Politically speaking, a lot of the gangs have a zero tolerance policy for not only homosexuality, but sexuality of any kind while inside. I can’t explain it, I don’t agree with it, but that’s the way it is.
Basically what I’m saying is that gay Patrick would probably indulge in gay sex and then he’d be murdered.
1 EasilyForgotten1138 2019-09-09
Win / win!
1 EasilyForgotten1138 2019-09-09
But seriously - thank you for this little slice of information. It was very educational!
1 cumiawatch 2019-09-09
No problem. But yeah It’s a terrible place don’t ever go lol. It’s like living in a 24/7 nightmare.
1 NortheastPhilly 2019-09-09
What non gay sexuality occurs inside?
1 cumiawatch 2019-09-09
Female guards get banged all the time. It’s not a good idea though as a ton of male correctional officers are just as fucked in the head as the prisoners and won’t hesitate to plot on you.
1 yevyoyevyo 2019-09-09
Do the blacks partake in homosexual activities inside more than others?
1 FourzyLogo 2019-09-09
He said as he pumped some fresh lotion and prepared a Kleenex.
1 InnocentChrisKuhn 2019-09-09
i agree with it.
1 ellencakehorn 2019-09-09
"That glow after you're sold to a black guy for 2 mackerel packs your first day in"
1 GroovyBastard 2019-09-09
By Day 2 Patrick would start giving up that ass for Honey Buns from the commissary.
"Oh yes, child, for 3 'White Ladies', you can do whatever you want to me."
1 Kim_Jong_Pun_ 2019-09-09
Are you that 30 millimeters guy?
1 Sueable 2019-09-09
Milligrams my good sir as in blues oxy the goodstuff what have you
1 NortheastPhilly 2019-09-09
This has me wondering how Chris Kuhn is doing in there
1 Nigger_jimbo 2019-09-09
From what I hear they aren't fond of people who hurt children (intentional or otherwise). But who knows what perks come with being a rapper.
1 NortheastPhilly 2019-09-09
A T-Mobile sidekick in his hineyhole, to release that mixtape
1 OkaySeriouslyBro 2019-09-09
Wrong, child
1 Somerville_Dan 2019-09-09
If you don't mind us asking, what did you do to get a 5 year sentence? Thank you for sharing
1 Drumkit5 2019-09-09
How was the food?
1 DeadWithoutMyDavid 2019-09-09
5 years for soliciting male prostitutes seems a little harsh.
1 SpaceCaseBassFace 2019-09-09
Fatrick would definitely be Schillingers prag.
1 ReDMeridiaN 2019-09-09
I’m sure Patrick’s chemical and food addictions would get him into even more trouble.
After the AB beat him into submission, he’d quickly find himself in debt to his people for soups and pruno. Once they figure out he can’t afford his habit, they’ll make him put in some work that’ll add years and years on to his sentence.
However, Patrick wouldn’t have even a slight chance of staying in a main yard. If he survived the first beat down, he’d be moved into the protective housing with the rest of the cho-mo’s and snitches.
1 Jung_Skywalker 2019-09-09
Patrick would get his cheeks busted for sure.