instead of enjoying whatever the fuck is going on here, he felt the internet needed to know he was doing whatever the fuck this is. She is just an accessory in his life like all the other dumb shit he tries to brag about. So he can feel validated by strangers online.
Imagine the man in your life grunting like a fat fuck as he sits down and tells you you're going to play the Dungeons and Dragons version of some faggot hipster TV show. I imagine that's quite the divorce contemplation moment
I used to date a girl in college who was a PICTURE! PICTURE! PICTURE FOR FACEBOOK! type. They whip out that stupid fucking camera to ruin the fun of every moment by "preserving it", and you can't slap the thing out of their hands or have a fight every time, so you get passive aggressive.
The cup to the face covering her mouth, but most importantly - the eyes looking away. Oh my god was that my move as well. "I can't make you not make the picture but my little rebellion will not be looking into the lens".
And of course the self-important blowhard behind the lens has no care for what you want. It's one thing to relent when you're out in public on a date at the stupid whatever fair, but these private little NO LETS SHOW THE WHOLE WORLD WE'RE DOING THIS moments hurt the most. And once that LETS TAKE A PICTURE idea hits, all you can do is look away and sip your gin from an R2-D2 cup.
And the photo ending up here or some other site is a great reason to not want a pic taken. I can totally understand the mood kill this type of shit is.
Not sure on WI divorce laws but I wonder if she would be stuck paying alimony since she is the bread winner so she has to ride out this disappointment.
I think that’s why she stays and also why she drinks so much. She makes the money and Pat her he made well over 6 figures. Then after they were married Pat explained the 6 figures was combined over the years and his big pay day is coming soon when he sells his books to become tv/movies. She’s stuck, child.
Guarantee you she’s not in to this stuff (most women aren’t and find it repellent). She probably humored him when the first met and she didn’t know him well, “um, yeah, Star Wars, is totally cool, my favorite character? Um Luke Spacewalker right?” (To which Pat replies, “Snort! Luke SKYwalker is nobodies favorite! He’s a total paladin!”)
Also I’m sure he bought her that sweatshirt and guilts her when she doesn’t wear it, l
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3 IGotATreeOnMyHouse85 2019-09-09
She’s much bigger now, child. You know there’s booze in that cup, she can’t be sober around Pat and his bullshit.
2 MKUltraGameShow 2019-09-09
PERFECT NIGHT!
1 Deadbeat_Father 2019-09-09
What is the literally enormous homo forcing the better wife to do?
2 FlatlipsTLumpyson 2019-09-09
Groom children I think.
1 Deadbeat_Father 2019-09-09
She’s a victim to you know.
1 Dr-Seepage 2019-09-09
It appears to be a doctor who board/card game. This is what hes making this woman endure.
1 Deadbeat_Father 2019-09-09
Whatever prevents him from committing mass rape against the local old folks home.
1 MR_BUCKETS 2019-09-09
If he still had his daughter he'd at least have an excuse for playing these childish board games.
1 Patrickisapedo 2019-09-09
It's not even a good board game either according to online dorks (not that I play board games, no time in between all this pussy and money I'm getting right fellas). https://boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/88586/doctor-who-battle-save-universe/ratings?comment=1
This is the equivalent of being a video gamer and only playing licensed movie games. Fat faggot.
1 ellencakehorn 2019-09-09
"Im definitely not thinking about getting bent over and fucked by a baseball bat dick, that's for sure."
1 thrillated 2019-09-09
She's heard about Jonathon's Pringles can and is thinking of joining the club soon
1 Skip4play 2019-09-09
instead of enjoying whatever the fuck is going on here, he felt the internet needed to know he was doing whatever the fuck this is. She is just an accessory in his life like all the other dumb shit he tries to brag about. So he can feel validated by strangers online.
1 Somerville_Dan 2019-09-09
He's a stealthy geek, child,
1 Skip4play 2019-09-09
He will never have a coffee shop name after him.
1 OutlawMemer 2019-09-09
Stop in for your morning coffee at the Percolatin' Pederast!
1 Somerville_Dan 2019-09-09
He will never have a child named after him, child
1 MKUltraGameShow 2019-09-09
Pat doesn't actually enjoy anything, but he's desperate for everyone to think he's having a great time.
2 Skip4play 2019-09-09
He enjoys playing victim.
1 bigbird911 2019-09-09
Just like a pockmarked ghoul I know
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-09-09
HAHAHAHA LOOK AT WHAT A GEEK I AM, RIGHT, FELLOW GEEKS???
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1 Single_Action_Army 2019-09-09
Imagine the man in your life grunting like a fat fuck as he sits down and tells you you're going to play the Dungeons and Dragons version of some faggot hipster TV show. I imagine that's quite the divorce contemplation moment
1 EasilyForgotten1138 2019-09-09
Noticeable lack of other friends with which to play in this picture 🤔
1 OkaySeriouslyBro 2019-09-09
I used to date a girl in college who was a PICTURE! PICTURE! PICTURE FOR FACEBOOK! type. They whip out that stupid fucking camera to ruin the fun of every moment by "preserving it", and you can't slap the thing out of their hands or have a fight every time, so you get passive aggressive.
The cup to the face covering her mouth, but most importantly - the eyes looking away. Oh my god was that my move as well. "I can't make you not make the picture but my little rebellion will not be looking into the lens".
And of course the self-important blowhard behind the lens has no care for what you want. It's one thing to relent when you're out in public on a date at the stupid whatever fair, but these private little NO LETS SHOW THE WHOLE WORLD WE'RE DOING THIS moments hurt the most. And once that LETS TAKE A PICTURE idea hits, all you can do is look away and sip your gin from an R2-D2 cup.
1 Skip4play 2019-09-09
And the photo ending up here or some other site is a great reason to not want a pic taken. I can totally understand the mood kill this type of shit is.
1 telav 2019-09-09
those tits are nearing the navel.
1 Psikly 2019-09-09
No wedding ring 🤔
1 Skip4play 2019-09-09
I think these were thinner times
1 OnArefugee 2019-09-09
It's a sham marriage, which she's fine with, but she has at l least some respect for the institution.
1 Skip4play 2019-09-09
Not sure on WI divorce laws but I wonder if she would be stuck paying alimony since she is the bread winner so she has to ride out this disappointment.
1 IGotATreeOnMyHouse85 2019-09-09
I think that’s why she stays and also why she drinks so much. She makes the money and Pat her he made well over 6 figures. Then after they were married Pat explained the 6 figures was combined over the years and his big pay day is coming soon when he sells his books to become tv/movies. She’s stuck, child.
1 Toss__Pot 2019-09-09
It reminds me of the Cumia poker table, except Pat can't afford to buy friends.
1 A_Real_OG_Readmore 2019-09-09
This Patrick fella's like a modern-day Harvey Glatman.
1 John_GulbunnyV2 2019-09-09
Do you ever see Will Tate posting this shit? Didn’t think so.
1 bigbird911 2019-09-09
I know, Nikki, sip on that everclear, you’ll be free soon.
1 bigbird911 2019-09-09
Guarantee you she’s not in to this stuff (most women aren’t and find it repellent). She probably humored him when the first met and she didn’t know him well, “um, yeah, Star Wars, is totally cool, my favorite character? Um Luke Spacewalker right?” (To which Pat replies, “Snort! Luke SKYwalker is nobodies favorite! He’s a total paladin!”)
Also I’m sure he bought her that sweatshirt and guilts her when she doesn’t wear it, l
1 Skip4play 2019-09-09
Its lingerie for him. He gets turned on by girls wearing Big Bang shirts and talking naughty with words like " amazeballs".
( I hate that I wrote that stupid word)