Fatrick has posted a number of pictures with this gal on his Instagram. It's pretty obvious he want to have sex with her. Also all the photos where taken AFTER his new marriage. It's safe to assume he regrets marrying his new wife.
Imagine the carnage if this poor girl decided to show her team pride in the Cincinnati Reds with her favorite cap the day Fatrick comes in to get his yak-pubes touched up. Probably wind up with the scissors lodged in her carotid artery.
Why would you wear a shirt that tight and of thin material when you have a gut? You can clearly see where his belly button escapes the rest of his fat. Even the way he is sitting, the way his neck is positioned, is so oddly gay. You can just tell he's a gay person.
He legitimately has body dysmorphia. He always wears these tight shirts that accentuate his huge gut and beefers and he has that thick roll of blubber under his chin but still insists he isn’t fat. That one shirtless pic he posted where someone made fun of his tits and he replied “those are pectoral muscles, child.” really confirmed that he’s mentally ill.
Does she give him haircuts using her teeth? His shit is always fucked up. Nice spare tire and lack of a bulge you pathetic estrogen laden insulin resistant slob
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1 BigAppleRanchRep 2019-09-09
The eyes of a man who is a deeply closeted psychopathic homosexual.
1 IGotATreeOnMyHouse85 2019-09-09
Look, I have friends! Like me! Please!
You know he told her multiple times to follow him on twitter. He’s a very sad child, child.
1 UnwarrantedArrogance 2019-09-09
You may not have known this about me but uh...I’m actually a celebrity 🤭😊
I’m an author and television pundit/consultant and I have a Twitter following. Actually you could say I have a Twitter horde haha.
1 Python_Jon 2019-09-09
Look at how small his arms are compared to his beer/brats storage facility. Very low test levels.
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-09-09
I heard Joe knows some good pills
1 Imabasketballman 2019-09-09
Wtf they're like baby arms on his fat Milwaukee barrel body
1 Ranger_Drumpf 2019-09-09
Yes child, my Vos hands make my micropenis seem adequate. Child.
1 Twatsmash 2019-09-09
Absolutely zero signs of musculature from this stallion who runs marathons and lifts 5 days a week. His traps simply don’t exist.
1 OutlawMemer 2019-09-09
You just know she'll fuck your brains out for a few lines of coke and a McDonald's value meal. My kinda gal.
1 IAmNotFatChild 2019-09-09
Her hippie skirt says she'd only need half a joint.
1 OutlawMemer 2019-09-09
I'd giver my half a joint if you know what I mean.
1 BloviatingUdders 2019-09-09
Hes shaped like a thumb.
1 fatty-patty-2 2019-09-09
He's just looks so wrong.
1 JosefKWasArrested 2019-09-09
She is smiling in the same way she would for a picture with a preschooler.
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-09-09
Or an abductee photo
1 Fists_Unclenched 2019-09-09
She knows he's going to angrily masturbate to this pic but she can't be rude to a customer.
1 rdoran93 2019-09-09
his shitty clothes can barely contain his blubber. you can even see a fat little cameltoe emerging
1 IAmNotFatChild 2019-09-09
I'll take your word for it.
1 SensibleKeks 2019-09-09
Fatrick has posted a number of pictures with this gal on his Instagram. It's pretty obvious he want to have sex with her. Also all the photos where taken AFTER his new marriage. It's safe to assume he regrets marrying his new wife.
2 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2019-09-09
Like she doesn’t regret marrying him? Stop victim blaming.
1 OutlawMemer 2019-09-09
Is she aware of his history of violence toward women in red baseball caps or his cyberbullying of innocent office gals celebrating a birthday lunch?
1 IAmNotFatChild 2019-09-09
She should be told. It's for her own safety,
2 OutlawMemer 2019-09-09
Imagine the carnage if this poor girl decided to show her team pride in the Cincinnati Reds with her favorite cap the day Fatrick comes in to get his yak-pubes touched up. Probably wind up with the scissors lodged in her carotid artery.
1 CumpoundMedia 2019-09-09
"No. Stay there for the picture and smile like you mean it, or I will rape your children and pets, child."
1 yevyoyevyo 2019-09-09
He actually threatened this woman? Has this been confirmed?
1 TheDarkFezRises 2019-09-09
"Yes, I'd like a silly little tuft left on top please."
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-09-09
"Give me the fat third grader"
1 IGotATreeOnMyHouse85 2019-09-09
He dresses like a chubby middle schooler, child.
1 Bigsmooth4 2019-09-09
He has no dick
1 TheDarkFezRises 2019-09-09
Accuse him of this on twitter so we can see his very literal reaction.
2 Skip4play 2019-09-09
I wonder what lame internet buzzword insults he will use.
1 RichardInaTreeFort 2019-09-09
Yes It’s true, this man has no dick.
1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2019-09-09
Taking a mirror pic with your hair dresser, what are you 12? Oh wait, you have gray hair.
1 JoeCumiaDotCom 2019-09-09
He looks like a fat Forrest Gump
1 ArgumentChamp 2019-09-09
His hair is grayer since the last time I saw him. Wonder why that is.
1 Dominus_Odium 2019-09-09
Somewhere there's a moldy belt buckle under that gut.
1 ThatNiggaDre 2019-09-09
Why would you wear a shirt that tight and of thin material when you have a gut? You can clearly see where his belly button escapes the rest of his fat. Even the way he is sitting, the way his neck is positioned, is so oddly gay. You can just tell he's a gay person.
1 Twatsmash 2019-09-09
He legitimately has body dysmorphia. He always wears these tight shirts that accentuate his huge gut and beefers and he has that thick roll of blubber under his chin but still insists he isn’t fat. That one shirtless pic he posted where someone made fun of his tits and he replied “those are pectoral muscles, child.” really confirmed that he’s mentally ill.
1 hormoneAbusingFreak 2019-09-09
Does she give him haircuts using her teeth? His shit is always fucked up. Nice spare tire and lack of a bulge you pathetic estrogen laden insulin resistant slob
1 CoolAIDSman69 2019-09-09
I don't understand why guys keep going to female barbers.
1 MrMaloonigansBacon 2019-09-09
“Cut it like I cut my kid out of my life”
1 Somerville_Dan 2019-09-09
Nice muffin top, child
1 Fists_Unclenched 2019-09-09
Ventriloquists dummy looking idiot.
Doing things like this lend credence to the ‘he might be profoundly autistic’ theory.
1 yevyoyevyo 2019-09-09
Holy shit with his eye and mouth fat rolls, he really does look like a fucking ventriloquist's dummy
1 StuntPeckah 2019-09-09
"Can I take a picture with you?"
"Why?"
"So everyone can see the wonderful haircut you made!"
"Can't you just take a picture of your hair?"
"No, child. The point is that we're FRIENDS!"
"Find another stylist to bore." -Pat's last five hair stylists.
1 StuntPeckah 2019-09-09
Ugh. Everything about this is gross. You know he's thinking, "This is the person who keeps me looking so good for all you fans."
Meanwhile, he talks the whole time she runs the clippers and she tolerates him only by pretending he's a four-year-old.
1 Skip4play 2019-09-09
probably told her he would get her more clients once he tweets it to his 40k followers.
1 Cyril_Saint_John 2019-09-09
Supercunts
1 JMueller2012 2019-09-09
Who does this during a haircut? What a creep
1 yevyoyevyo 2019-09-09
He's also 40 years old. Ntm, it's been studied that men who take selfies are psychopaths. No joke. I'm gonna have to tweet fat body a couple articles
1 CoolAIDSman69 2019-09-09
Lol really? I did read the study (because it was posted here) that people who take selfies are more unlikable, but that was already obvious.
1 yevyoyevyo 2019-09-09
Yep. Article after article about it from Time, Psychology Today, Huffington Post, etc lmao
https://www.google.com/search?q=selfie+psychopath&oq=selfie+ps&aqs=chrome.4.69i57j69i61l2j0l3.7373j0j4&client=ms-android-metropcs-us&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8
1 ReDMeridiaN 2019-09-09
Is that a goddamn camel toe?
1 anorock13 2019-09-09
Gross.
1 solsolsolsolsolsol 2019-09-09
I don’t care about Fatrick, I feel bad for her.
1 cumiawatch 2019-09-09
Reminder that this man thinks he isn’t fat.
1 Tom_Tomlinson 2019-09-09
Lol this guy is the craziest person in America
1 Jung_Skywalker 2019-09-09
Blurryman strikes again!
1 bigbird911 2019-09-09
He’s staring straight into his own eyes. Psycho
1 Shoot_Bald_Bryan 2019-09-09
What a fat moron. He's dressed like an 8 year old.