I've seen that look before.

He is so hopelessly obsessed with his seeing his own face. He's worse than a chick, and even worse than Joe Moomia.

Is this in a public place... Sat on his own doing one of his 2 minute drills

Imagine walking into some dive bar and having this actual manchild sitting there talking about how he’s a pundit, body building marathon runner, comic, and an author. Middle America is pathetic.

Yes, big coastal cities are completely devoid of delusional people

At least their gene pools don't entirely consist of corn-fed butterballs.

I'm a disgusting ugly man and I'm still the third most attractive woman in Chicago.

Ribs today my nigger

*dreamweaver

The person behind him can’t believe a grown man is acting like this. Head on their head like “what a loser!”

This man, this man right here with his ballcap on wrong and this absolutely retarded look on his face, thinks he can be intimidating or imposing to other people. Can you believe that?

Fatrick, no one, and I mean NO ONE, is frightened of you. Unless, of course, we're talking about the growing fear you're going to take your memegun and shoot up the next Brewer's home game. Any attempt you would make to address someone face-to-face they way you address them online would result in the immediate pulverization of your flabby unmasculine jaw. Shit-talking pedophile.

Sheesh, tell us how you really feel!

Eh, just gimme my thermos 'a' Joe and my hardhat, what do I know, ya know?

I hear tell he's a drunk with anger management issues who's been in multiple bar fights.

Sounds like the kind of person whose right to own firearms should be reconsidered.

Scary

Pretty sure children are afraid of him, especially if they're virgins

I fear him raping me in a dark Milwaukee street, child.

As long as your age isn't a single digit you're safe.

In the dark, he might confuse me for one of those waffle thin youngsters he so fond - then I am done.

Tyler, the Fat Faggot

is this his version of drunkenly wearing a lampshade? i still want to know the explanation behind this picture in his own words. his shitty bloated mouth barely being open makes him look legitimately retarded

He's supposedly at the bar having a good time with some pals and he still has to take a selfie to show off his wacky hijinks.

It’s so natural and spontaneously fun, child!

He went to Hooligans because he thought it was a haven for troubled underage youth.

A portrait of autism

Let's put out the fire

This fag is useless on every level.

French fried taters!