It would be a shame if this fat tub of lard lost his twitter again.

53  2019-09-09 by StealthyTomlinson

22 comments

Patrick, if there's one thing that you desperately need to get through your fat skull, it's this...

No one, and I do mean absolutely NO ONE is scared of you. You're not some kind of badass. You're just tubby and annoying, child.

Happy Cake Day, my sweet summer teenage mutant ninja turtle child.

I can think of one other thing he needs to get through his skull.

Hush, little nothing. Your words mean nothing to me child.

Checked his recent tweets for reporting and he was calling some guy “son” in every single fucking one of the millions of pointless replies he’d sent. You’re the most pathetic person on earth, you silly fat cunt.

After losing his bluecheck mark, it will be much easier to take this account down.

We can’t rest until we do. And the other one he somehow got back as a backup too.

Chappelle is right, social media was a mistake

He’s whole life is blabbing on twitter. He has nothing else to do and it’s pathetic, child.

his poor wife

Maybe if he didn't relegate his fatherly/husbandly duties to a real man (who stepped up to the plate without question and is doing a fantastic job) he wouldn't have time to think of ways to be perpetually offended on behalf of people he feels are too stupid and weak to defend themselves.

What a FffffffaaaaAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOooottttt

This sack of shit is all talk, I saw his stupid damsel of dorkington video where he’s talking about beautiful miller stadium is as if he’s traveled and can compare it to anywhere else.

Anyone buy those girls' panties?

I did, winter's coming and I need a grill cover.

OMG SO EDGY! LOOK OUT FOR THAT GUY!!!

Literally shaking

Didnt he already get banned? Isnt that evading a ban, by making another account?

He hired a lawyer to get his Twitter back.

"In fact, you could even call me the Drag 'Queen'!"

I'm gonna beat the shit out of him if he doesn't quit accusing imaginary people of made up sleights. You aren't tough Patrick, you're a mushy boy who for some unknown reason hasn't had that stupid face smacked around after trying to correct a grown man in person.

That tears it. I'm buckling and will give this Twitter bullshit a go.