Fatrick Piss Goblinson

35  2019-09-08 by BigAppleRanchRep

17 comments

Classic soyboy expression

Have you ever seen a person buy soy milk at the grocery store that has larger forearms than upper arms? Every soy boy faggot has this look like they're about to die from exhaustion and their fucking biceps/triceps are missing. Most disgusting and infuriating body type I've ever seen.

They also have little man titties due to excess estrogen

Claiming to be retarded doesn’t give you a license to use the r-word, Patrick.

Nor is it an excuse for ejaculating on peoples food

No real man does things like this or makes faces like that while doing it. Fat faggot.

"Cabbage Patch Kid tuft of hair" -u/PringlesCanJonathan

Even that retarded faggot in the background is looking at pat like he's a retarded faggot.

Hi, fatty-patty-2!

Just stopping by to offer you a robot hug and to wish you well!

-HappyFriendlyBot

Bad bot. I fucking hate you and I hope whoever wrote your code gets raped by a pack of niggers.

I look like a child, child.

The face of a man who is a very angry alcoholic with a tendency to engage and win bar fights, children.

"I don't remember saying that" - Patrick "Seig Heil" Tomlinson

Remember it’s beer and brat fat on his face, NOT the other kind!!!

His face looks photoshopped. But it's not? 😂😅

This is the face of a man that should know he looks dopey and should avoid selfies. Sadly, Pat isn’t self aware.