One guy responded, "God damn it. Will the ass holes just get a life."

Patrick responded, "That would require talent, ambition, and personality.

So no."

Excuse me but we've got some artists here who are still hilarious, have not lost their ambition to deride you (not one iota), and have loads of twisted personality to keep them going. Nyah!

By the way, did you notice the two broads making it about them? "I've been cyberstalked too!" No you haven't.

That made me laugh, they wish they were cyber stalked! They just want attention, just like Fat Pat.

They were cyber stalked to the equivalent of someone saying "your wrong" on twitter.

If you don’t want to be “cyberstalked” stop using social media. These people just want a constant stream of admiration and nothing else.

Irrelevance is to obscurity as losing your wife is to losing your radio show

Rich Vos had the smarts to deal with this community accordingly when it tried to start shit with him. He wrote one Tweet stating his position on it all and left it at that. This community gave up on fucking with him within less than a week.

Rich Vos handled it all infinitely more wisely than Mensa Pat did.

Bonnie deserves the credit for this one, not Rich.

You don't remember when Rich was going full BroJoe, writing paragraphs to "Kid Africa" on wackbag? But then on one episode of My Wife Hates Me, Rich mentions reddit and Bonnie goes cunt mode, telling Rich he's not allowed to talk to the "fans" on reddit anymore.

That's too bad, but at least it still shows how easy it is to stop the sub from bothering you.

We’re “irrelevant” but Pat seems to keep mentioning us after he claims he beat us and he “won” the battle. We’re the only interesting thing about him, child.

"We’re the only interesting thing about him, child."

Well said. I suppose this is because we're the only real thing in his life, everything else being an absurd pretension.

Yes, his political beliefs, biker pretentions, and nerd hobbies are all shallow cut n paste attempts to gain a personality and meaningful identity. The nerd fandom and political soundbytes are also an immature and sad attempt at social climbing, while the motorcycle pictures and bar fight lies are a failed attempt to reclaim some semblance of masculinity.

Same with the guns. He just needs something he can tell people is masculine about himself.

I am 1,000 baby mantises

Perhaps the most pathetic sentence ever written, fatty.

He's comparing us to palmetto bugs/cockroaches (mantises' prey). The reality is he's 1,000 baby manatees weight-wise.

That Paula Jean tauri sounds like a paranoid schizophrenic. It’s sad.

100%. “They send people to the library and to my work”...forr...what? To look at you? Have you ever asked these people what theyre doing? Not normal behavior at all. Either that or shes scamming an insurance company and they’re all private investigators.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VYl68KipxeM

I thought it was a skit/goofy video during the first minute or two before i realized this lady is just legitimately psycho. Haha. I love everyones dead pan stare. Its clear as day they have no idea who this bitch is.

If you click on her profile 95% of her tweets are about her "cyberstalker" sending "the people of Madison, WI to stalk her wherever she goes".

Her entire time on the internet appears to be replying to people like Patrick about how horrible this "cyberstalker" is for attention or sympathy or whatever.

The guy that photographed Fatrick pushing up his cheek fat making a cameo. Mr Paul Weimer, everyone.

Weimer by name Weimar by nature.

Hahaha

His fans are such faggots

What's the chances the individuals on that thread have claimed to have gangstalkers and have stated people wearing jeans are gangstalking agents...etc.