So which Old Testament God is noted maker of poor analogies Patso comparing himself to?
29 2019-09-08 by Jung_Skywalker
Yahweh is a vengeful prude who will strike you dead for even jacking it.
The Gods of Egyptian gods are presented as impotent and imaginary.
Moloch was only known for child sacrifices. Oh nevermind, looks like I just answered my own question.
10 comments
1 PsychopathyRed 2019-09-08
He's the whale that swallowed Jonah
1 Jung_Skywalker 2019-09-08
Swallowed Jonah's seed
1 naked_militiaman 2019-09-08
I remember something about an idle calf...
1 FlatlipsTLumpyson 2019-09-08
Whichever one had their wife blacked on a weekly basis while walking around with dog shit on his dick from raping the neighbors pets
1 Magicmetalknight 2019-09-08
He was one of the guys who surrounded Lot’s house and demanded to have gay sex with his guests
1 Jung_Skywalker 2019-09-08
This is so much funnier and better informed than anything that fat dunce could ever dream up.
1 OutlawMemer 2019-09-08
"Let us know them, child!"
1 OnArefugee 2019-09-08
He is Nimrod, except instead of luring people away from God he's a fat idiot.
1 SuperToes845 2019-09-08
He's the cow who licked Lot's wife after she turned into a pillar of salt.
1 dazzlefloss 2019-09-08
he's the man-whore of milwaukee
not a reference to that ho of babylon or anything, it's just what people call him when he prowls the streets at night sniffing for cock