So which Old Testament God is noted maker of poor analogies Patso comparing himself to?

29  2019-09-08 by Jung_Skywalker

Yahweh is a vengeful prude who will strike you dead for even jacking it.

The Gods of Egyptian gods are presented as impotent and imaginary.

Moloch was only known for child sacrifices. Oh nevermind, looks like I just answered my own question.

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He's the whale that swallowed Jonah

Swallowed Jonah's seed

I remember something about an idle calf...

Whichever one had their wife blacked on a weekly basis while walking around with dog shit on his dick from raping the neighbors pets

He was one of the guys who surrounded Lot’s house and demanded to have gay sex with his guests

This is so much funnier and better informed than anything that fat dunce could ever dream up.

"Let us know them, child!"

He is Nimrod, except instead of luring people away from God he's a fat idiot.

He's the cow who licked Lot's wife after she turned into a pillar of salt.

he's the man-whore of milwaukee

not a reference to that ho of babylon or anything, it's just what people call him when he prowls the streets at night sniffing for cock