Pat denies being a scientologist, which is like someone who entered a Nazi writing contest dedicated to Hitler denying being a Nazi.

39  2019-09-07 by Ant_Sucks

Writers of The Theird Reich Runner up.

But I'm not a Nazi, child.

9 comments

1  EasilyForgotten1138 2019-09-07

I guarantee you that he's probably a Scientologist, and that he became one because he thought that it would advance his career.

There's not a cult in the world that could make people want to read your bullshit, Jelly Juggs.

1  ThankYou_Comrade 2019-09-07

he's one because he likes awful scifi stories and has delusions of granduer

1  tomlinslob 2019-09-07

You’re spot-on. Scientology combines trite sci-fi with delusions of being superhuman and knowing more than everybody else, child. Why didn’t I see it before? His wife is probably deeply into Scientology too, which explains why they’re together for now.

1  GroovyBastard 2019-09-07

You know those electroshock sticks Scientologists have people hold in their hands duriung an auditing session?

Well, I'm told Mr. Tomlinson likes to put them somewhere else.

1  AnthonyCumia_LGBT 2019-09-07

I’ve heard tell that he refers to it as the “G meter” for G spot, the sick fuck.

1  PringlesCanJonathan 2019-09-07

If 10 people sit down for dinner and they all entered a Church of Scientology-sponsored writing contest, you have 10 Nazi Scientologists.

Flawless logic, child.

1  SHITLORD_CUNTDICK 2019-09-07

I'm full of thetans, child.

1  Leaveitalonesniff 2019-09-07

" I inhaled his scent, it smelled of fried chicken and freshly purchased Jordans. That's when I entered territories of his not yet previously explored. As soon as I felt that sweet Crisco buttered up child's nebula hole I reached for his device that connected him to his starship. The first thing I saw was an interesting interlude to a music video for who they call lil' Wayne. That's when I knew he was completely and entirely into me, child. Little did this child know I was COMPLETELY inside of him but my "little Wang" was undetectable inside of his dark, deep starship due to its infantile size". Patrick S. Tomlinson.

1  therealstinks 2019-09-07

which is funny cause it takes way less than entering a writing contest to convince him someone is a nazi