REMINDER: Patrick is an honorary "Damsel in Dorkington"

11  2019-09-07 by Somerville_Dan

13 comments

Remember that these cows have a Patreon where they share their "sexy" gamer girl pics.

Truly the sign of exceedingly talented performers.

You can make money online without even showing tits and I'm the "privileged" one. Women these days have it so easy, the "damsels" aren't even presentable.

Nerd improve comedy... Nerds are never fucking funny.

“Okay, we need a place...” “Mos Eisley!”

Audience erupts into laughter.

"muscles"

LOLOL NERDY DORKINGTON

This new wave of fake nerds (Including Fatrick) are Just incredibly boring people trying to get attention any way they can. Guys that just sit around and do “nerd shit” don’t advertise it because it’s not endearing at all.

What the fuck is a fake nerd.

It's a cargo cult. If I buy enough dorky plastic shit, people will think I'm a nerd. If people think I'm a nerd, they'll think I'm smart. If people think I'm smart, I will finally be special.

His stand up muscles are like his real muscles. Non-existent.

The only muscles in this power bottom’s body are the ones that keep his anus from prolapsing. Allegedly.

"nerd culture" has become the absolute gayest fucking thing ever.

oh boy can't wait to go to the two hour panel on the intricacies of funko pop collecting