Is there any way to find out exactly how many books he's sold? I know the number is hilariously low. Remember he isn't even getting royalties yet on his previous books. That was the revelation that brought him to this sub with only like 6 active users and kicked off the Fatrick Renaissance.
I cannot stand nerds with awful fashion sense. It takes practically no effort to not look like an asshole and they still manage to do it. Backwards hat, boot cut blue jeans, huge watch, stupid t shirt with nerd shit on it. There are people who don't know or care about looking good, and then there's assholes like this who think they know what they're doing and look like the biggest goddamned retards.
On top of that he’s a smug asshole who believes he’s a very important public figure yet doesn’t even have a wikipedia page. He might be the most unlikeable person alive.
28 comments
1 percykaramello 2019-09-07
Can't wait for your DMCA take down you fat, friendless fuck.
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-09-07
Starship Pedo is his property
1 GeMigMat 2019-09-07
That book got terrible reviews
1 Toss__Pot 2019-09-07
this work is covered as parody / transformative
1 IAmNotFatChild 2019-09-07
Not according to the reddit algorithm.
1 WindCityWelterweight 2019-09-07
It was supposed to be 100% baby cum, but he's too selfish of a lover.
1 IAmNotFatChild 2019-09-07
He can't even pull off the 'frat bro' look. What a failure.
1 EasilyForgotten1138 2019-09-07
*fat
1 Twatsmash 2019-09-07
He’s nailed that one.
1 GeMigMat 2019-09-07
You don't work out 3 times a week
1 OutlawMemer 2019-09-07
And 100% another writer's idea.
1 PatrickThetanson 2019-09-07
God what a fat unkempt slob. Unloveable in every way.
1 PsychopathyRed 2019-09-07
Backwards cap in this decade smdh
1 Leaveitalonesniff 2019-09-07
Dressing hip to blend in with the children, child.
1 rdoran93 2019-09-07
i’m annoyed he’s wearing a bloom county shirt. stop tainting good media with your lactating milwaukee tits, child
1 PeterandJanBrady 2019-09-07
Ribs!
1 Somerville_Dan 2019-09-07
Such a fat faggot
1 fatprick_s_tomlinson 2019-09-07
Is there any way to find out exactly how many books he's sold? I know the number is hilariously low. Remember he isn't even getting royalties yet on his previous books. That was the revelation that brought him to this sub with only like 6 active users and kicked off the Fatrick Renaissance.
1 FatFaggotSpaceEdge 2019-09-07
Can't be more than 1 and a half Sharpies max.
1 SHITLORD_CUNTDICK 2019-09-07
I cannot stand nerds with awful fashion sense. It takes practically no effort to not look like an asshole and they still manage to do it. Backwards hat, boot cut blue jeans, huge watch, stupid t shirt with nerd shit on it. There are people who don't know or care about looking good, and then there's assholes like this who think they know what they're doing and look like the biggest goddamned retards.
1 percykaramello 2019-09-07
Not only that but he also has to tell people that he's been in multiple bar fights.
1 JMueller2012 2019-09-07
And he hasn’t
1 FatPatsBaps 2019-09-07
Do you drive stick, little one?
1 IGotATreeOnMyHouse85 2019-09-07
On top of that he’s a smug asshole who believes he’s a very important public figure yet doesn’t even have a wikipedia page. He might be the most unlikeable person alive.
1 anorock13 2019-09-07
That he is wearing “Bloom County”T-shirt is enraging.
1 instarembling 2019-09-07
What's that stupid watch, is it a snoopie watch?
1 ReDMeridiaN 2019-09-07
Everything he’s wearing is cheap. $20 watch, $10 wedding ring, $15 shirt, $20 jeans, free hat.
At least it goes with his ugly ass face and fat slob body.
1 IGotATreeOnMyHouse85 2019-09-07
Scrawny arms but a chubby face. Not a hint of muscle, child. Plus that backwards hat look went out years ago.