He looks almost svelte here compared to what he’s ballooned into. Maybe he had some personal setbacks in the intervening years that made him take to comfort eating?
Yes, there was a time when he shoved a gun in his mouth but was too pussy to pull the trigger. He's been filling his mouth with beer and brats ever since. Child.
Perhaps he should have dipped the bullets in delicious salted caramel, then he might have found he had the stomach to pull the trigger. Can’t run from the depression forever Pat, maybe next time?
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1 bigbird911 2019-09-06
Just like his hero Trump
1 OnArefugee 2019-09-06
He might get on swimmingly with Cromag Sam. Then Sam could backstab Norton and start the Sam and Pat show. Finally, first billing!
1 Will_Tate 2019-09-06
That’s the look of a stone cold rapist.
“Open your anus child” - said to an actual child.
1 TheMaestro2 2019-09-06
His most memorable meal was at Morton's? What a bumpkin
1 Fists_Unclenched 2019-09-06
He looks almost svelte here compared to what he’s ballooned into. Maybe he had some personal setbacks in the intervening years that made him take to comfort eating?
1 SuperToes845 2019-09-06
Yes, there was a time when he shoved a gun in his mouth but was too pussy to pull the trigger. He's been filling his mouth with beer and brats ever since. Child.
1 Fists_Unclenched 2019-09-06
Perhaps he should have dipped the bullets in delicious salted caramel, then he might have found he had the stomach to pull the trigger. Can’t run from the depression forever Pat, maybe next time?
1 EasilyForgotten1138 2019-09-06
Not to mention how visibly he has aged in the last few months. Lotsa silver in that Cabbage Patch Kids 'do these days.
1 ellencakehorn 2019-09-06
Holy shit he's featured on "Eating Authors"?
This sock-titted psycho is GOLD
1 Toss__Pot 2019-09-06
if he had any humor or balls, he would've ended that story with swapping car keys.