Patrick S. Tomlinson gets erections from watching men play football

21  2019-09-06 by Somerville_Dan

9 comments

All the sexual remarks he makes are troublesome. And he makes them in such a ham fisted way he might as well preface them with "we're all adults here, right!?"

But I thought being unapologetically gay is woke.

Fucking faggot.

I'M SO MANLY I LIKE SPORTS!!!

DID YOU SEE THAT ONE TOUCHPASS!?!?!?!

Did you see that score?

Woke, Packers and Bears are all code words for gay men. Nice Freudian slip, stupid

Wasn't that great of a game anyway, he can't even hype properly.

I won money betting the packers and I wasn’t even that excited since it was a boring game. Patrick can’t even be a sports fan correctly. His whole persona is a lie.

Just like Aaron Rodgers, Fatrick is a closeted fag