Not fat

22  2019-09-06 by percykaramello

7 comments

"Oh no, I'm stuck in these stocks. Please don't throw soiled baby diapers at me, child."

Fuck I just broke a rib

No, he's fat.

Or as he'd say... Drumpf hands

I wish a raven perched on his nose and sprayed diarrhea into his face

Nevermore, little one... just like my visitation rights with my child

My ass is back on the menu, boys!