I drink at a bar alone because that's how I find inspiration, sweetie. I only eat the greasy food to sustain my process. You have never written anything, child. I'm not interested in your critiques.
And went out of his way to get someone to take this for him, he doesn’t have a helmet on. I got a Harley two years ago, I live on the fucking thing, I don’t have a single picture of me on it. Because Im not a fat self obsessed insecure faggot.
19 comments
1 OnArefugee 2019-09-06
I drink at a bar alone because that's how I find inspiration, sweetie. I only eat the greasy food to sustain my process. You have never written anything, child. I'm not interested in your critiques.
1 Lordtelefonemane 2019-09-06
Incredibly heterosexual.
1 fatty-patty-2 2019-09-06
Imagine this creep pulling up to a park like this and smiling like that. Everyone would be hesitant and extra cautious about their children, child.
1 percykaramello 2019-09-06
He shouldn't be allowed within 500 yards of any park.
1 CumpoundMedia 2019-09-06
How is he supposed to go to a Brewers game to eats brats, child?
1 TheDarkFezRises 2019-09-06
He literally bought brand new boots just to take this picture. What a fat identityless fraud.
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2019-09-06
And went out of his way to get someone to take this for him, he doesn’t have a helmet on. I got a Harley two years ago, I live on the fucking thing, I don’t have a single picture of me on it. Because Im not a fat self obsessed insecure faggot.
1 PatrickThetanson 2019-09-06
He looks like an aging librarian who maxed out her shitty Capital One card trying to look “cool” into her late 40s.
Fatrick sucks at everything. I love it.
1 percykaramello 2019-09-06
He's our fag that keeps on fagging.
1 Somerville_Dan 2019-09-06
He was born to be wild, child
1 iPadsFromPizzaFace 2019-09-06
Damn tubby is living in the projects
1 Confetti_Head 2019-09-06
His nickname is also Pee-Wee, although for different reasons.
1 ellencakehorn 2019-09-06
Rebel Without a Daughter
1 Somerville_Dan 2019-09-06
Nice one
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2019-09-06
Marlon Bland-o
1 ReDMeridiaN 2019-09-06
I can see him trying to do that little half wave when he passes guys on Harleys, but they just flip him off in response.
1 Jung_Skywalker 2019-09-06
What a fat nerd.
1 toe_trigger 2019-09-06
I hope his next ride plays out like the ending of Samcrojoe's favorite show.
1 snargfursk 2019-09-06
The Fatrick bot was amazing, child.