Fun fact: In the 2000s there was a radio show called The Opie & Anthony Show. Brother Joe was the brother of one of the hosts, which is where he got his name.

24  2019-09-06 by CoolAIDSman69

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Wow, he sounds talented!

He's a pretty amazing guy. Back in the day he had a string of one flirtatious encounter with Milla Jovovich. The problem was, when they met, he towered over her at 6'1"--and their schedules clashed.

Did you know he was also a recruited by the popular 80s rock band Blue Öyster Cult? Ultimately the band didn't have the heart to let their current guitarist go. It had absolutely nothing to do with Brother Joe's skill level, personality, or looks.

He also coined the term, "The Joeseph Cumia Lane," when you drive on the shoulder of the freeway to avoid traffic.

Not only talented, but smart too!

Speaking of recruiting, Joseph lended a hand in the armed forces. In a division with prestige and rich history through such tales as Dick Winter's Band of Brothers, the elder Cumia laced up his jump boots and entered the Airborne with a peeler in one hand and a knockoff guitar in the other.