Patrick filed a DMCA on this which CONFIRMS THAT IT'S A REAL QUOTE FROM HIM. I was hoping it might be fake but he basically admitted to it. Literally shaking rn.

60  2019-09-06 by fatty-patty-2

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How the fuck can he say he's not fat

All he needs is a septum piercing and he'd look like every third middle-aged dyke.

This is fucking outrageous, a cat is not smarter than a dog.

That's more of his liberal menopausal woman thinking

The skin tight shirt is the proof that he is delusional about his weight. If you have a shirt that is too tight; it is because you are really fit and can show off your body;or you’re really fat and the shirt is simply too small for all of your fat. And we all know what rhymes with fat

Those are pectorals muscles, child.

He's looking at framed photo of a Skype screen grab of 'his' daughter

Lando is the real victim here.

Christ. Like every other new age outlaw, he would deny he's ever said this. That's the most frustrating thing about this new era of whataboutisms smfh

I got a DMCA for a screenshot of him blocking me on twitter. Wah Wah. I might fight it.

PLEASE fight it

I am, I'm just researching my next move. I am kn the UK so I don't believe the DMCA should apply from what I have read thus far.