https://talktotransformer.com/

I feed it a line from one of Pat's books and it consistently produces better prose

It was the first human ever to come through Junktion's customs portal, at least so far as Pelax knew. But just as he arrived at the customs gate, he began to hear an unfamiliar noise. "What's that?!" he thought as he was about to walk away when he heard something even more unsettling than the noise. The sound drew the attention of several of the crew members. There's an entire nation of the sea-born, and he just heard it all over the port. As it turned out, it wasn't a human being -- there were only four of 'em. All the others were from an ancient race of sea-dwellers (it could be from other races, but it was the first they'd ever come across) that had been on Junkion for a thousand years. "That must be the junk they use as ships for transporting goods. It's not as though they have any shortage of space! I mean, not having to fit passengers on the outside, and to have to haul around all this cargo inside! If you're looking for a ship to take you to the Imperial capital, you know the place." "Glad to know it." Pel

Compare with the actual shit he wrote

https://www.amazon.com/Starship-Repo-Patrick-S-Tomlinson/dp/1250302714