Do you think Pat's marriage is on the rocks due to his obsession with twitter to the point that thousands of dollars could have been spent on her instead of lawyers to get his twitter back?

26  2019-09-05 by Mintwa

More wordy I know.

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I have heard that Nikki has a boyfriend and Fatrick can’t even get it up for her anymore. He spends all his time at the bar arguing on Twitter while her new bf fucks her.

Did he really pay someone to get his twitter back? Why not start another one.

He could have spent 50 dollars and got the same follower number with the same interaction he gets now.

It's all about branding, child. He MUST be known as a stealthy geek! At any price!

Because @StealthyGeek, earned 40K followers/fans from a viral abortion tweet, child

I'm not sure if he's aware of the fact, but if he had started another one, there would have been nothing stopping me and a handful of other dedicated users from reporting that shit non stop for ban evasion.

Yes. Like OP says, he spent thousands of dollars to get it back. He insists that it was money well spent because he claims he's gotten thousands more followers which has (somehow, he refused to explain) netted him thousands more than he spent to get his twitter back.

It was an investment, child!

I do

Nikki lives in fear.

“Thank you, officer!”

“Who was that, Pat?” Nikki asked after her seventh OT shift in a row.

“The Milwaukee PD, little one!”

“Oh? Everything alright? Why are you calling the police?”

Pat stares at his overworked borderline alcoholic beard in disbelief. “About the Nazi Incels, Child!”

“Oh right, right. The incels... How's your war going keeping calm and protecting minorities?”

“Excellent, better wife!”

“The police are about to arrest everyone on Reddit then I guess,” Nikki asks while opening a pint of cheap rum.

“Not quite! In fact the gentleman on the phone called me a fat retard who should get a life! I’m not licked yet however! I’m planning on telling my story on Twitter while pinching a log in my pantaloons!”

“Well...”

“What is it beard, uh I mean better wife ?”

“I was wondering if we could spend some time alone tonight. You know. Just the two us.” She smiled awkwardly fumbling with her fingers while she asked. She was a caring wife despite only having been with corpulent lesbians til now.

Pat’s eyes widen in horror. “Nazi incel!”

“Pat, I’m sorr—!”

“We must prep for our bull! My anus is not prepared!”

“I’m sorry, Pat. I-I love you.”

“And I love you as well, Kendrick. I mean Jonathan Snyder. I mean...Nikki.”

Bravo. Quality storytelling.

Or is it because she's tired of throwing out enemas and bleaching combination shit and astroglide stains off her sheets.

I agree with this, this fat failure faggot spends HOURS everyday stalking our posts and filing fake/illegal DMCA claims. The other 3 hours he's stumbling through his "novels" with poor grammar. Those books don't make any fucking money, we have the receipts from our investigation. Nikki is the bread winner of the house and women don't handle that shit for long. Soon she will give ole Patso the Adrienne speech.

"But Nikki, if I don't get my twitter back, how will the masses hear about the epic final battle between Fonald Plump and my blue-haired transgender cyborg heroine?"

Stealthygeek1 wasn't available... Sheesh.