I’m here to talk about musician and fellow gay man Logan Lynn. Who is this sweaty fatso?

Oh you sweet summer child.

Your 2 minute rant is five and a half minutes long, stupid.

I'm surprised he didn't turn around and ask everyone to quiet down so he can make his pointless video for nobody.

He really thinks he has an audience. I'm harnessing incandescent rage

Patrick talks a lot of shit online for a guy that looks and sounds like that in real life

He really shouldn't talk shit about men's appearances with a Rosie O'Donnell voice.

hey this isnt logan lynn related >:(

S. Tomlinson.... S. Thompson... what an affectated, pretentious, piece of nothing fuck. He looks like Rachel Maddow swallowed Hannah Gadsby and one of her hooves is slowly seeping out of his anal fuckhole while his superfluous, second grease chin is trying to escape every empty word he's saying. Nice fat baby mouth. You look like a Dollar Store Halloween mask that the poor kid gets because he reminds his parents of you.

He has a really weird voice

No balls.

What is he reading from? Is he just reciting a list of talking points in that affected voice to make it sound like he's an expert?

And what's with the puffy lips?

That's exactly what he's doing.

I guess it makes him no different from most other "pundits," but he makes it look so obvious.

Except he's doing it to no audience. Nobody wants this pouty bitch's takes on anything, but they're all out there.

We're his only audience.

But he has such intelligent and unique insights of the current affairs of our nation. Minds like this must be shared.

I really do admire your hated for Fatpig Tomlinson

He's a pundit, little one.

He's a political firebrand, child.

Of course, Pat has never had an original thought or opinion, just repeats and rewords the opinions of more well known left leaning figures. Pat knows there’s a crowd for anti-trump babble and he can’t even get that audience. He just fails at everything, child.

He dares you to put a red hat on a woman and put her in front of him.

I'm an expert on everything, child. Especially custodial rights, sweetie.

Most pundits are just more photogenic versions of him. Still insane, still stupid. Just on protein shakes.

That's how you politically firebrand!!

244 views. I'm a viral political firebrand, children. Hush now little ones I'm putting up numbahs.

Jesus. I never considered the similarities between Patrick and Elliot Rodgers.

I really didn't understand why people kept going after this dipshit, but I 100% get it now.

Come on in, brothaman! The water's fine!

I can’t understand a word this retard is saying. All I want to do is stomp on his weird, gross head.

That's all anybody wants to do, child.

*sweet summer chile.

"2 minute rants"

Video is 5 1/ minutes long.

Obese retard.

Greasy hair stuck to his forehead, what a sweating, obese slob

Having a podcast in a bar where no one can hear a word that is said? QUIT STEALING OPIE'S BIT!!

Where everybody knows your name And nobody's glad you came

Just like his book, bored to death 15 seconds in.

I love that he’s overpowered by people in the background laughing & having a good time in public while this fat idiot self righteously pontificates in a corner by himself.