He's got an older brother, who likely used to break his toys and piss on his face.

He was breast fed until he was 8 years old and was a chronic bedwetter until late teens, I believe they no longer speak to each other.

I think it was like a Bruce Wayne type situation except his parents were the muggers.

Oddly he never mentions his parents, he claims it’s for their “safety” but doesn’t even post old photos of him with them for pity likes attention on mother’s day/Father’s Day on social media.

I think I remember him saying he had to fuck his father in the ass 3 times a week until he turned 30 and was graded on his performance by his mother.

We aren't ones to kink shame around these parts.

Very cool.

Ok Jay.

That’s pretty damn progressive. It’s not my cup of tea but who am I to judge?

Pat definitely has that undeserved, unearned confidence that an ultra mama's boy would have. He's just like another ill-formed homunculus whose mother saved his hair.

Hehehe.

She sold child Fatrick's ass to degenerate hippy pedos for weed.

He's got his chewie doll, yoda doll, r2d2, luke skywalker, ....

Don't forgot that toy dragon - Toothless.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=e5wf9uv-7R0&t=1674s

"Dorkington Dialogues." I'd kill myself if I was ever in a position where I was considering producing, viewing, or appearing on a show with such a fucking corny "tee hee I'm such a nerd!" name.

We really need to start encouraging children to bully each other more, so that we don't end up with another generation of these assholes.

Also, do you think he watches "How to Train Your Dragon" with his daughter, since it's a kid's movie? What am I thinking, of course not.

Holy fuck

Everyone in that video is equally awful.

There's actually a photograph floating around of both of his parents shooting themselves in the head while he's present. Truly disturbing stuff, but yeah I guess they're dead - the wounds did not appear survivable.

Hell?

There are probably more Somalians in Milwaukee than Hell at this point.

His mom hung herself the second she saw what she had queefed out when fatso was born. His father beat the shit out of him everyday for years on principle. He's not allowed to see his daughter because he touches kids. Everyone else he's ever met fucking hates him too.