Adrienne really dodged a bullet.

46  2019-09-04 by BeerCanThick1

Just look at Nikki. Constantly haggard looking after being saddled with working a full time job plus weekend overtime as well as what has got to be at the very least a burgeoning alcohol problem. Also she’s a relatively young woman whose definitely not getting fucked on the reg and when she is it’s probably like having a bean bag jump up and down on you. And make no mistake that woman lives in fucking fear. I’m not even joking. Her husband is an admitted homicidal alcoholic gun nut who constantly barks about children. Horrid.

Look at every post divorce photo of the lovely Mrs. Snyder. Grinning from ear to ear with her hunk husband and smiling children. She’s able to raise her children while Jonathan works all day to provide for them. After a full day’s work of not being a colossal homosexual he picks her up to balls deep bench pres his Pringle’s can into her waiting snatch. Only problem you got to think is the regular series of bedframes the happy couple goes through. Then again it’s not like they’re hurting for money.

21 comments

1  SuperToes845 2019-09-04

Jonathan snaps trees into logs and makes bed frames out of them to replace the previous frame.

1  mvcv114 2019-09-04

A real man's man.

1  Magicmetalknight 2019-09-04

I know one of Nikki’s coworkers and he says she flirts with a lot of the office guys because she gets no satisfaction at home from her obese drunkard of a husband

4  TaumpyTearsxyz 2019-09-04

I read the same thing just now.

2  Ant_Sucks 2019-09-04

I've heard this now from two different people

1  ellencakehorn 2019-09-04

Confirmed by two independent sources

1  BeerCanThick1 2019-09-04

I volunteer to curl those toes on Mrs. Foblinson. I’m no Jonathan but hey, who is...

1  mvcv114 2019-09-04

"Moan when I stick it in - pretend its' a lot bigger." (Directions from JFK to Mimi Beardsley)

1  BeerCanThick1 2019-09-04

Thanks for the history lesson.

1  mvcv114 2019-09-04

I am like Anth - brining up references from 50 years ago.

1  kingship75 2019-09-04

Pat is SEETHING as he reads this.

Hi, you self-absorbed, pompous fuck!

2  TaumpyTearsxyz 2019-09-04

Brooding

2  Leaveitalonesniff 2019-09-04

We're really motherfucking this fat faggot.

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1  senselessdegenerate 2019-09-04

Fuck out of here with that bullshit you creep.

1  DentureChamp1488 2019-09-04

I'm not seething, I am here masturbating to KP which is totally legal, child.

1  mvcv114 2019-09-04

More like simmering in all that fat encrusted marathon body of his.

1  IGotATreeOnMyHouse85 2019-09-04

Nikki is screwed, she makes much more money than pat and would have to pay HIM to split up. It’s why she drinks so much. She’s got low self esteem and a loser man-baby for a husband.

1  Leaveitalonesniff 2019-09-04

Bean bag jumping up and down on ya got a niggas ribs

1  OnArefugee 2019-09-04

Nikki is a fucked-up asexual who writes from other people's perspectives so she doesn't have to live in her own. She gladly spends all day working and then gets drunk and passes out. Fatrick found the perfect beard/roommate.

1  DentureChamp1488 2019-09-04

Jonathan is textbook example of toxic masculinity and I will neither support him nor his taking care of my child.