Let's try a new character: "Pat Matarese"

24  2019-09-04 by PsychopathyRed

"I'm Italian and gay, child.

Xanax."

8 comments

1  BloviatingUdders 2019-09-04

I think Patrick S. Cumia has a lot more potential.

1  CinemapocalypseNOW 2019-09-04

Pat already fucks children. Too redundant.

1  Toss__Pot 2019-09-04

I'll try to bring ur bit to life, if my mixer dries out (I was table-drumming & knocked half pint sherry into the mixer)

1  kingship75 2019-09-04

That's why brothamen should only drink the occasional road soda.

1  PhishInVa2 2019-09-04

I find when i enjoy my road soda in the Joseph Lane i rarely encounter these issus.

1  SpaceCaseBassFace 2019-09-04

Hey its Joe Fatarese, welcome to da paaaahhhdkest, CHILD.

1  kingship75 2019-09-04

Nailed it.

1  OnArefugee 2019-09-04

It doesn't work. Pat is always telling people to go away but Matarese is always begging them to stay.