Porker Patty's personal best Half Marathon is 2:15. This makes him slower than Oprah Winfrey

1  2019-09-04 by Ant_Sucks

Before her marathon while weighing 220lbs Oprah ran the San Diego HM in 2:16. Hahahaha.

However, there's a gender gap in long distance running. You can't just compare men and women's times like that. No, you have to account for the fact that men are naturally faster even at the same weight and fitness level. About 12 minutes faster.

So not only is Fatrick slower than a middle aged overweight black woman, he is 12 minutes slower than the male equivalent of Oprah.

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