Better father than fatrick.

26  2019-09-04 by fatty-patty-2

17 comments

Compared to patso he is a man of dignity and honor

At the end of the day it seems Joe doesn’t seem to have any discernible personality disorders. He just drinks too much and he’s probably on the autism spectrum, but that’s ok. When he’s not drunk he actually has a sense of humour, he took my description of him as a “retarded Jimi Hendrix with autism, who should kill himself” as a compliment for example.

Joe isn't THAT bad when you boil it all down. He is just a man with very few smarts, autism, and low testosterone. None of which is really his fault to begin with.

I’m starting to understand why he didn’t visit his mother. She did not socialise the boy and had poor genetics. I understand, Joe.

Can’t stress the low t enough. Poor fella

It’s true. Fatty is going to snap one day and try to shoot up Tor publishing headquarters or hooligans

He will be taken in without incident, as he discovers his bratwurst fingers won't fit in the trigger guard.

Wow. Slow down, chief.

Nah. Joe is one of the shittiest parents of all time but at least he manages to see his daughter to get her to school on time. Pat willingly signed her away and said fuck it.

He doesn't though; Layla's mom is pissed at Joe for NOT getting her to school on time. I agree though, at least he wanted to be in his daughter's life unlike Pat.

I missed a word. Still though the point is to show how extra shitty pat is that known piece of shit father joe is better at being a father than him

Fatrick is far too fat to ever have a lane named after him.

Joe is irresponsible and can’t get his daughter to school on time but at least he didn’t abuse her so bad that he’s now prevented from seeing her

This is not true. While Patrick is a terrible human and confirmed pedofile, he atleast knew to keep his daughter away from him. Joe, on the other hand, openly allows his daughter near his pedrast brother and his friends who are convicted sex offenders.

While Fatso is a monster and piece of shit father, he atleast made some steps to try and keep her away from child rapists.

Hush, little nothing.

The TV is a better father then Patty. At least the TV is there to spend time with and entertain the kid. Pat discarded his kid like it was a fresh salad.

Thats slander sir. This self proclaimed philosopher was never a father to begin with. Legally and what might as well be literally. The child may share genetic similarities but even then we all know that even at the genetic level fatricks a bitch, and be pumping out delusional recessive genes and shit