I really like the edginess of saying the Bible sucked. We get it, you’re an atheist. Go on a walk, tubby.

Yeah he's really pushing it hear criticizing the bible, 50 shades of grey and twilight. Next he'll make a list of bad music and criticize justin bieber and iggy azalea

He’s criticizing a book that women finger themselves to. What a fucking tomato head

Dumb broads should just check out a pornographic video at the neighborhood movie rental.

Yeah or come to my house. Eh, know what I'm sayin'?

He’s the kind of guy Ricky Gervais hates for being too on-the-nose.

He's a Scientologist.

And the Bible is "poorly edited"? There's like 5,000 different translations and versions. It makes no sense to call it poorly edited when it's been edited 5,000 different ways. What a fat asshole.

Lmao when his first grade-level "novel" has grammar mistakes out the ass.

You forgot to mention that the Bible is literally the longest game of Telephone in human history, and everyone knows how well that plays out with just a group of people in the present time.

It warms my soul that he's headed for eternal damnation.

Aren’t we all, child?

You don’t have to be religious to understand it’s a well written book, there’s a reason it’s been kept around and had a cult-like following for 2000 years. Starship Repo or any other drivel Patrick has written will be out of print within 5 years unless he’s paying out of pocket.

"I'm feeling lazy"

Not surprising.

Nice ableism, bigot child.

As followers of Logan Lynn, we shouldn't stand for this.

He actually brought up his daughter while reviewing Twilight complaining about “role models” yet he’s forgetting he’s not even allowed to see her. Bad father figure, child

Fatrick writes like Maddox from the early 2000s. Apparently life imitates art as he got cucked like Maddix too.

Every asshole with a blog wrote like Maddox starting in the early 00s until around 2010.

Not only is this offensive but it's also not the first time this lazy hack has referenced that joke.

Woah. That’s a bridge too far for me. What an ignorant bigot. Being ableist isn’t cool, child.

Literally shaking rn.

He really did a book review of the Bible, a niggas ribs hurtin

Woah! He went after twilight and 50 shades of grey?! What kind of cutting edge commentary will he think of next!!

Notice that he’s too much of a boot licking coward to include the Koran.

he reps his daughter here? hes not even allowed to see her

Pat probably has this fantasy his daughter will grow up and develop a relationship with him by reading his shitty books. He thinks he is writing stronk womyn characters to influence his daughter. In reality she doesn't even know this fat idiot exists, and by the time she's 12 she'll have already outgrown garbage young teen novels.

Hating Atlas Shrugged is anti-Semitic, Hitler child.

So this faggot fancies himself a writer, and presumably cultured, but admits he couldn't even finish one of the most influential books ever written because it's "wordy"? I had Marxist professors in college that suggested reading the Bible to better understand history and society, and this faggot boils down his inability to read it to edgy 15 year old le atheism.

Dumb fat asshole. No wonder he writes trashy fanfic level scifi for zoomers.

"Where easily distracted people congregate" This guy LIVES on social media. So much projection in his insults it's insane.

If he had mentioned "Permanently Suspended," he would have earned a little grace here.

Literally every one of his space trash titles should be on this list.