I think by far one of the funniest things I have ever read in this sub is someone calling Patrick’s phone and saying “This is the Milwaukee PD, you are under arrest for being a fat faggot” then hanging up, and Patrick considering THAT to be impersonating a police officer.
He even said a team was monitoring us! I’m sure the Police couldn’t stop laughing after he left. I hope one told him they would put all the murder investigations on hold while they track down who called him a fat loser on the Internet.
Patrick saying that the police are prioritizing a subreddit that hasn’t actually put his privacy or life in any danger is like people saying God is prioritizing getting some kid to hit a home run on his birthday while letting the genocides in Africa go unnoticed.
Pat calls the cops all kinds of bad names, compares them to Nazi’s, etc. but when you call him a dork on the Internet he’s down at the station looking for justice
Remember he said the AG was involved? Pat is the gift that keeps on giving. Plus he’s fat.
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1 SuckMyPenisPlzPlz 2019-09-04
I think by far one of the funniest things I have ever read in this sub is someone calling Patrick’s phone and saying “This is the Milwaukee PD, you are under arrest for being a fat faggot” then hanging up, and Patrick considering THAT to be impersonating a police officer.
1 UnwarrantedArrogance 2019-09-04
They take it very seriously 😆
1 IGotATreeOnMyHouse85 2019-09-04
He even said a team was monitoring us! I’m sure the Police couldn’t stop laughing after he left. I hope one told him they would put all the murder investigations on hold while they track down who called him a fat loser on the Internet.
1 SuckMyPenisPlzPlz 2019-09-04
Patrick saying that the police are prioritizing a subreddit that hasn’t actually put his privacy or life in any danger is like people saying God is prioritizing getting some kid to hit a home run on his birthday while letting the genocides in Africa go unnoticed.
1 Ant_Sucks 2019-09-04
"And then this 'Officer.... Moe Lester' said you were under arrest for what crime?"
1 nlst89 2019-09-04
Milwaukee PD after Fatrick showed them the subreddit.
1 IGotATreeOnMyHouse85 2019-09-04
Pat calls the cops all kinds of bad names, compares them to Nazi’s, etc. but when you call him a dork on the Internet he’s down at the station looking for justice
Remember he said the AG was involved? Pat is the gift that keeps on giving. Plus he’s fat.
1 Magicmetalknight 2019-09-04
Then he said it was a harassment campaign on Reddit! 😂
I go, “What’s Reddit??” 🤣😂🤣😂🤣
1 ArgumentChamp 2019-09-04
Good movie.
1 SpaceCaseBassFace 2019-09-04
ARREST THEM, OFFICER!
No can do, Fatrick. ACAB, remember?
1 Ichise420 2019-09-04
Pulitzer Pat left this matter in the hands of the law. Know what I’m saying man? He wins again dude.
1 FatPatsBaps 2019-09-04
It’s even better that one’s black and the other’s white, and having a right chuckle!
So much for living in a white supremacy, right child?
1 FonaldPlump 2019-09-04
"They've got us working in shifts!"