Does she you tubby asshole? He adopts all theses retarded ideas that he thinks are manly but does them in the faggiest way possible. Beer is cool so he excessively drinks at a family restaurant. Sports are cool so he constantly goes to his faggy Brewers games. Cars are cool so he brags about his shitty mustang that you can find 30 of in any random high school parking lot. Stupid fat fucking hippo.
It shows he just doing all these things to look manly and interesting. He was bragging about the brewers being “number 1 in the division” a whopping 4 games into a season of well over 100 games. Real baseball fans don’t do that, only guys trying way too hard.
His way of proving he’s actually really cool was to hopelessly attempt to copy the man who stole and impregnated his wife after nine childless years of marriage.
6 comments
1 GeMigMat 2019-09-04
She said "NO". It was a lie, of course. A lie she told to me, but more importantly to herself.
1 IGotATreeOnMyHouse85 2019-09-04
That’s right, child, all women are attracted to me, have you seen my mustang? I named it! And look at my Star Wars toys, no women can say no to me!
1 fatty-patty-2 2019-09-04
Teehee "Susan" needs some routine maintenance.
Does she you tubby asshole? He adopts all theses retarded ideas that he thinks are manly but does them in the faggiest way possible. Beer is cool so he excessively drinks at a family restaurant. Sports are cool so he constantly goes to his faggy Brewers games. Cars are cool so he brags about his shitty mustang that you can find 30 of in any random high school parking lot. Stupid fat fucking hippo.
1 IGotATreeOnMyHouse85 2019-09-04
It shows he just doing all these things to look manly and interesting. He was bragging about the brewers being “number 1 in the division” a whopping 4 games into a season of well over 100 games. Real baseball fans don’t do that, only guys trying way too hard.
1 Twatsmash 2019-09-04
His way of proving he’s actually really cool was to hopelessly attempt to copy the man who stole and impregnated his wife after nine childless years of marriage.
1 Twatsmash 2019-09-04
Don’t forget my shredded pecs that I keep hidden behind my year-round winter blubber! Who could resist??