Patrick S. Tomlinson (shitty unknown author) is legitimately more delusional than Joe Cumia (shitty unknown cover-musician).

51  2019-09-03 by JOE_CUMIA_IS_A_LOSER

How the fuck is that even possible?

9 comments

1  FlatlipsTLumpyson 2019-09-03

I heard in the Tomlinson family that to become a man you have to be spit roasted by all of your family members

1  IAmNotFatChild 2019-09-03

I thought it was 'raped by all of your male family members' but I could have misheard.

1  DentureChamp1488 2019-09-03

It's consensual. No lubrication is ever desired or required, child.

1  BloviatingUdders 2019-09-03

I dunno, Joes just dumb and doesn't know how to handle being bested. Patrick is way smarter than Joe but absolutely out of his mind delusional.

1  Mikekekeke 2019-09-03

A taxidermied animal is smarter than Joe.

1  Ant_Sucks 2019-09-03

Pat might have narcissistic personality disorder but Joe is just stupid.

1  JimKnowsBars 2019-09-03

It’s like some faggy unstoppable force meeting another very faggoty im(oooo)vable object.

1  SensibleKeks 2019-09-03

I hate them both. Their continued delusions of grandeur have brought be immense happiness.

1  Skip4play 2019-09-03

His outbursts are counterproductive to his agenda