I was there to support a good friend of mine, who's a gentleman of color. He was waiting by the stage to do his set and was next up when a sweating, obese, man lumbered past him, pushed him into a wall, and said "Out of my way, nigger." He was wearing an Avengers shirt that was stained with what appeared to be semen and the juices of bratwurst. It was also several sizes too small. The ensuing ruckus knocked his Hennessy out of his hand and got all over his Jordans.

He was so taken aback by the very fat and gay man's atrocious behavior that he didn't have time to react. Not two minutes later did the man take the stage and launch into an 18 minute racist tirade with nary a punchline to be heard. At one point he referenced his assault on my POC friend and said "No hard feelings, aye nigger? What're you drinking? Bartender, get him some Henny." To which my friend replied "I don't want any Hennessy from you." To which the "comic" replied "My bad, watermelon Ciroc, Heineken, whatever the fuck."

It was very traumatic. You could hear a pin drop in the room as he unleashed his verbal atrocities upon us. He kept screaming for more Evan Williams and cokes and was guzzling at a rate that would suggest he's an alcoholic. At the end of his "set" he exposed himself to a young woman and threw an ash tray at her head when she rejected his advances. A man in the crowd got up to try and fight him and he went into a karate stance before slipping and falling on his spilled booze and fleeing into the night. I think he said his name was Pat.