“Whoa, folks...give it up for Patrick S. Tomlinson. He’s a political firebrand, if you haven’t heard. Speaking of fires, how about that opening joke? I haven’t seen a crash and burn like that since Paul Walker.”
There could have been something there if he put more words and actually turned it into a joke. But it's also that uneasy slow nervous delivery that makes this extra cringey. Fuck this faggot sucks, fucking boooooo.
"Speaking for myself and probably everybody else in this room" -- what an out of touch douche bag. Maybe acknowledge you're jealous how most girls would rather fuck Walker's dead body than a fat drunken fuckboy before you deliver the punchline, dropout.
9 comments
1 Somerville_Dan 2019-09-03
Hey Patrick, here’s a joke for you:
“Whoa, folks...give it up for Patrick S. Tomlinson. He’s a political firebrand, if you haven’t heard. Speaking of fires, how about that opening joke? I haven’t seen a crash and burn like that since Paul Walker.”
1 TheElDan 2019-09-03
It’s impressive that as a proud member of the Opie and Anthony community, Fatrick is bar-none the worst comedian I’ve ever seen.
1 Leaveitalonesniff 2019-09-03
That dude from New Zealand or whatever crying about abos raping him seems like a real star in the making compared to Fatrick bombsonstagelinson.
1 Leaveitalonesniff 2019-09-03
There could have been something there if he put more words and actually turned it into a joke. But it's also that uneasy slow nervous delivery that makes this extra cringey. Fuck this faggot sucks, fucking boooooo.
1 unwashedfezballs 2019-09-03
What a nervous, stuttering wreck
1 fatty-patty-2 2019-09-03
I mean I know he fucking sucks but how is that in any way a joke?
1 FourzyLogo 2019-09-03
My guess is he meant someone else with the last name Walker.
"Wasn't specific enough, apparently"
No wonder he bombed, no one understood what the fuck he was talking about.
1 DavidBoboFan 2019-09-03
"Speaking for myself and probably everybody else in this room" -- what an out of touch douche bag. Maybe acknowledge you're jealous how most girls would rather fuck Walker's dead body than a fat drunken fuckboy before you deliver the punchline, dropout.
1 fatprick_s_tomlinson 2019-09-03
Looks like he removed the video. Was it that bad that even Patso felt a shred of embarrassment?