Failed comic Patso opening a set by trying to mock a cherished and talented celebrity's untimely death and bombs accordingly.

22  2019-09-03 by percykaramello

9 comments

Hey Patrick, here’s a joke for you:

“Whoa, folks...give it up for Patrick S. Tomlinson. He’s a political firebrand, if you haven’t heard. Speaking of fires, how about that opening joke? I haven’t seen a crash and burn like that since Paul Walker.”

It’s impressive that as a proud member of the Opie and Anthony community, Fatrick is bar-none the worst comedian I’ve ever seen.

That dude from New Zealand or whatever crying about abos raping him seems like a real star in the making compared to Fatrick bombsonstagelinson.

There could have been something there if he put more words and actually turned it into a joke. But it's also that uneasy slow nervous delivery that makes this extra cringey. Fuck this faggot sucks, fucking boooooo.

What a nervous, stuttering wreck

I mean I know he fucking sucks but how is that in any way a joke?

My guess is he meant someone else with the last name Walker.

"Wasn't specific enough, apparently"

No wonder he bombed, no one understood what the fuck he was talking about.

"Speaking for myself and probably everybody else in this room" -- what an out of touch douche bag. Maybe acknowledge you're jealous how most girls would rather fuck Walker's dead body than a fat drunken fuckboy before you deliver the punchline, dropout.

Looks like he removed the video. Was it that bad that even Patso felt a shred of embarrassment?