The episode begins with the two mutants walking up to a clearly disturbed bartender who is so flustered at the sight of them he can’t remember the house drink list properly. Jim then asks for Bloody Mary mix which is basically just hot sauce before blurting out “It’s burning my (cum congealed) throat!” Weird lip guy comments about the size of the glass his rapist friend agreed to. I now hate both dumb old fag lip guy I never heard of and Hack Norden more than ever.
Cro magmum orders a beer and sarcastically reprimands the bartender who’s terrified at the sight of him and clearly frazzled for not knowing the bar doesn’t have his drink in bottle form. After taking his first ever sip of beer the gross thing asks “ Why did my parents disfigure my how they did?!!” Actually he blurgs “Is it is supposed to be flat?” because he’d know either way. “Slam a few! That’s the strategy!” And what’s the strategy you have for not raising Jesse’s kid to end up a humanzee such as your faggot self? That’s the real question I think.
I don’t care who’s a teetotaler or what but bar grub is essentially grease sandwiches. That’s what drunks/ drunk people order. “Look at my hand!” Worry more about your face/facial hair/posture/everything you dumb cunt.
In conclusion Jim raped a girl on sir not to mention numerous illegal immigrant transsexuals and Sam should be sent back to the Island of Dr. Moreau.
Don’t worry baby boy called his sponsor at least twice that day. Then went to a meeting as soon as possible to share a self-congratulatory account of events that day in a masturbatory manner.
Are you referring to that infamous weekend where Jimmy downed half a six pack of Mike’s Hard Lemonade? He was more animal than man...he also is a rapist.
In the first 30 seconds, Jim whines passive aggressively about his drink and Sam repeats the old bar fly’s joke back to him. Taffer got what he paid for.
14 comments
1 Mintwa 2019-09-03
I see Jim is still his mugging faggot self.
1 JimKnowsBars 2019-09-03
My hard hitting review:
The episode begins with the two mutants walking up to a clearly disturbed bartender who is so flustered at the sight of them he can’t remember the house drink list properly. Jim then asks for Bloody Mary mix which is basically just hot sauce before blurting out “It’s burning my (cum congealed) throat!” Weird lip guy comments about the size of the glass his rapist friend agreed to. I now hate both dumb old fag lip guy I never heard of and Hack Norden more than ever.
Cro magmum orders a beer and sarcastically reprimands the bartender who’s terrified at the sight of him and clearly frazzled for not knowing the bar doesn’t have his drink in bottle form. After taking his first ever sip of beer the gross thing asks “ Why did my parents disfigure my how they did?!!” Actually he blurgs “Is it is supposed to be flat?” because he’d know either way. “Slam a few! That’s the strategy!” And what’s the strategy you have for not raising Jesse’s kid to end up a humanzee such as your faggot self? That’s the real question I think.
I don’t care who’s a teetotaler or what but bar grub is essentially grease sandwiches. That’s what drunks/ drunk people order. “Look at my hand!” Worry more about your face/facial hair/posture/everything you dumb cunt.
In conclusion Jim raped a girl on sir not to mention numerous illegal immigrant transsexuals and Sam should be sent back to the Island of Dr. Moreau.
1 thrillated 2019-09-03
You got a niggas ribs hurtin' TADAY!
1 Perseus_AWC 2019-09-03
Now this is the kind of stuff I come here for
1 Bigsmooth4 2019-09-03
... but what happened to the groceries?
1 xterraroc 2019-09-03
Recovering addict in a bar?
1 senselessdegenerate 2019-09-03
Don’t worry baby boy called his sponsor at least twice that day. Then went to a meeting as soon as possible to share a self-congratulatory account of events that day in a masturbatory manner.
1 JimKnowsBars 2019-09-03
Are you referring to that infamous weekend where Jimmy downed half a six pack of Mike’s Hard Lemonade? He was more animal than man...he also is a rapist.
1 StarbuckAndCasey 2019-09-03
When asked how he'd like his burger Jim goes, "a medium?" only faggots end sentences in the form of a question.
1 PsychopathyRed 2019-09-03
Taffer is the most obvious Jew who I'm not sure is actually Jewish
1 thrillated 2019-09-03
Lookie lookie miss cookie: he is.
Source: https://lasvegasmagazine.com/interviews/qa/2019/mar/22/jon-taffer-bar-rescue-nightclub-bar-show-las-vegas/
1 TheElDan 2019-09-03
In the first 30 seconds, Jim whines passive aggressively about his drink and Sam repeats the old bar fly’s joke back to him. Taffer got what he paid for.
1 Cuervo_Jones 2019-09-03
What self respecting man orders a Bloody Mary at a dive bar at 9pm.
1 HajimeYesIppo 2019-09-03
Above All Else... Real!