Patrick, I know you are here lurking. Why did you block me? Fonald Plump is terrible. And lazy.

26  2019-09-03 by Lordtelefonemane

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92.4k tweets

I was worried that was my tweet count for a second.

You must have been getting to him if he blocked you. What kind of stuff did you tweet at him?

Someone reading his book posted something about how great Patrick's character "Fonald Plump" was and he reposted it some shit about a satisfied customer.. I read the paragraph and just told him: "Fonald Plump.

Terrible."

So if anyone has a twitter account just re-quote what I originally said in the tweet. For a fat guy he is pretty thin skinned.

I saw that tweet out in the wild. You're doing great work out there, brothaman.

I think it''s important to highlight how a mild criticism like yours is now considered over-the-top trolling in PST's mind. Less than 12 hours ago he was tweeting that there has only been one real person to ever give Starship Repo a one star review.

Thank you man. If I didn't already dislike Patrick enough I go and discover the laziest Donald Trump trope in his new book. Fucking awful. Fonald Plump... Fuck me.

Guess again Patrick, there will be two 1 star reviews by the end of the day.

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That person who thought it was hilarious seems to be Pats only actual fan. She likes and comments on everything he posts. I think she suffered some serious head trauma to find him entertaining. Of course she has “resist” in her profile so you know she’s not playing with a full deck, child.

Another fake fan? Fat Liz seemed to disappear when nobody believed she was a real person.

EW did he seriously name a character in his book that?

Oh hell yeah. Edgy right.

I hear blocking on twitter, specially when you are, cough, a public personality (an upgrade for that fat slob), is against the law. Someone need to report him for murdering the English language. Pfft.

It's disgusting the amount of times that guy types "child" a day.

As the great Hannibal once said: We begin by coveting what we see every day.