There once was a fat man named Patrick, whose wife liked to suck on fat black dick
48 2019-09-02 by FART_STINKY_SHIT
her husband did frown as she sucked the jizz down, but secretly he'd come to like it
48 2019-09-02 by FART_STINKY_SHIT
her husband did frown as she sucked the jizz down, but secretly he'd come to like it
12 comments
1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2019-09-02
That's a quality fuckin' limerick right there
1 PsychopathyRed 2019-09-02
There once was a man from Wisconsin / who had the world's smallest Johnson / as he molested a boy, he said with such joy / my wife's boyfriend is Straight Outta Compton
1 JoeCumiaDotCom 2019-09-02
There once was a fat sci-fi writer, whose neighborhood could not be whiter, he'd waddle and shout with authority, Keep Calm and Protect the Minorities!
1 DustinBiceman 2019-09-02
There once was a fat scifi writer
who wished his wifes pussy was tighter
he thought for a while, and then donned a smile
and took off his small daughters diaper
1 PsychopathyRed 2019-09-02
Damn
1 ellencakehorn 2019-09-02
There once was a writer so reviled With too many copyrights filed His wife left him quick For a long throbbing dick Now all he has left is "child"
1 ellencakehorn 2019-09-02
There once was a fat pedophile
Who could barely make a ten minute mile
He ran a 10K
To prove he's not gay
And made the bottom 9th percentile
1 ellencakehorn 2019-09-02
His prose is as bad as a Yugo
But he thinks he's Victor fucking Hugo
When his bull's gonna peak,
He spreads both his cheeks
And says "Tyrone, this is where the goo go."
1 ellencakehorn 2019-09-02
He gets oh so easily triggered
And he has a gelatinous figure
While he's out drinking Stellas
And writing shitty novellas
His wife's getting fucked by a nice Caucasian.
1 snargfursk 2019-09-02
Vurrry good
1 bigbird911 2019-09-02
These are all better written and more creative than anything Fat has ever done in his fat life
1 Alfred_Hitchcuck 2019-09-02
Poetry.