Hey guys I just want to remind everyone here that I am very very good at sex

23  2019-09-01 by OkaySeriouslyBro

So please keep that in mind when talking to me in the future.

My penis into a variety of attractive, tight vaginas that moan in utter orgasmic delight as I paint a masterpiece of penetration.

6 comments

1  SuperToes845 2019-09-01

Do you fuck like a vengeful Old Testament sex god?

1  OkaySeriouslyBro 2019-09-01

I have been told that numerous times. My conquests told me they wanted to call me a mere "sex god" but felt that wouldn't be enough of a compliment to my amazing sexual prowess.

Thus, "vengeful Old Testament sex god", to separate me from the weaker, New Testament sex gods.

1  SuperToes845 2019-09-01

Thank you for your service.

1  Leaveitalonesniff 2019-09-01

He wields the cock of the covenant, the greatest weapon in the old testament, child. It also fed an entire group of men from it's tip, child.

1  NortheastPhilly 2019-09-01

Is she a squirter though?

1  TheBravestButthole 2019-09-01

Why else do you think that got the girl?