Vengeful old testament sex god

48  2019-09-01 by ShiIIyFaggot

5 comments

Makes it sound like he wouldn't be the one getting fucked.

I imagine he has some fucked up women’s equal rights idea where he insists on being pegged once for every time he sticks his flaccid cock in her. Ironically, she reluctantly agrees because he’s the man in the relationship. Then she must drink heavily to forget about the smell of shit that lingers in the Tomlinson residence after every pegging session. Meanwhile a naked and shit stained Patso refuses to shower and instead stumbles around the living room playing with Star Trek figures as lubricant coated clumps of shit fall out of his gaping ass and stain the carpet.

Romantic.

Apocalypse > Horseperson > Pestilence > Cuck > Impotent

Weren't they fucking kids a ton back during the old testament?