I'm a sex god, child.

58  2019-09-01 by AdrienneSnyder

26 comments

jesus christ just imagine having this much delusional confidence. this guy thinks hes so bad ass when to everyone else he is just a pudgy crybaby that is mad hillary isnt president

Don't be fooled, he definitely hates himself

The autism definitely masks his self-hatred.

This can't be real lol! I can picture his ass jelly quivering now as he's being deep-dicked.

Look at the number of likes his comments are getting. Nobody is buying this bullshit, because we've all seen what Patrick "Ew" Slobinson looks like.

I guarantee you that a great deal of his anger and hatred of women (which he has displayed more than once) comes from sexual frustration. He really hoped that adopting this Leftist Poster Boy persona would award him with fame, fortune and poon tang, and so far, he's gotten none of that.

SUCCESSFUL Good Reads author, Scientology writing contest finalist, marathon finisher AND now a sex god? Oh Patrick, what can't you do child?

Keep a wife or visit his children.

Or not be a typical self-proclaimed intellectual elite leftist fag.

Has he finished a marathon? I thought he just did halfmarathons

Still requires considerable training, child.

Finally Pat writes a good work of ficton

That stupid fucking picture of him pointing to his temple makes me ill every time I see it. This man is a fat, cringeworthy oaf.

It's just like that shot of Norm laughing throwing his one hand up.

Why the fuck would anyone want to know this? Wow you found a drunken lost girl at an east side bar who's down to fuck at 2am, you don't say.

(unintelligible) a fucking whore...

And if you get raped by a pack of Sci-fi authors, it'll be YOUR fault.

I believe him. Gay men are more sexually active. No more need to keep appearances up post divorce.

Heโ€™s like a modern day Tom Jones except untalented and a colossal faggot.

Vengeful old testament sex god = prepping the bull likes no one's business

You all got in his head with the ex wife stuff

He's over compensating biggly.

Lol this fat faggot almost certainly canโ€™t even get his micropeeb up long enough to insert it before his jizzes on fat wifeโ€™s legs. Sex god ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Assuming this factually correct you just know he married the only woman he ever had sex with. Then he got divorced and fucked Liz. Big jump from 0 to 1 there Pat.

An old testament era sexual punisher sounds problematic, to say the least. All the torture of gays and child brides, etc.

Sex with men

Pretty sure faggotry wasnโ€™t tolerated among the ancient Hebrews.