Patrick S Tomlinson's wife just texted me.
71 2019-08-31 by fatty-patty-
She said she loves this place and everything we do here. She visits daily. She also said she especially loves the posts about Jonathan and that pics of him make her slicker than a baby seal. Patrick unsurprisingly has a microdick and she said he gets winded while jerking off. He's never actually had sex with her and everytime she's tried he starts talking about children and shouts "WHOOPSIE DOODLES" as he cums in his pants.
Then she sent me pictures of her dumpy cottage cheese ass.
18 comments
8 Single_Action_Army 2019-08-31
Wow. And this is confirmed, OP?
12 fatty-patty- 2019-08-31
Yeah
15 Ant_Sucks 2019-08-31
Well that pretty much confirms it.
1 yevyoyevyo 2019-08-31
I honestly thought you were joking til i saw that your story had been confirmed. Dm me the pics of her sagging mess of an ass
1 The-Cumia-Prance 2019-08-31
Looks like a sack of wet laundry
6 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2019-08-31
"Lies, child. I was born without genitals. I couldn't jerk off if I wanted to. Which I don't, because I have the love of an actual human woman and her boyfriend which is something that you'll never know, sweetie."
4 senselessdegenerate 2019-08-31
As I was canvassing his neighbourhood the other day interviewing potential witnesses, one of Patrick’s neighbours revealed that he had many arguments with his ex-wife because she wouldn’t slam his cock and balls in her car door in honor of L. Ron Hubbard. He’s a sick man.
2 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2019-08-31
"Stalker! Nazi! I have swords! And receipts!"
1 [deleted] 2019-08-31
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2 LongIslandChomper 2019-08-31
Pat was born with penile agenesis. He's actually admitted to this.
1 The-Cumia-Prance 2019-08-31
I prefer Sega Genesis
1 PeterandJanBrady 2019-08-31
Thank you for your service.
1 Leaveitalonesniff 2019-08-31
"slicker than a baby seal." Got a fucking niggas ribs.