I am Famous Sci Fi Author/Comedian/Marathoner Patrick S. Tomlinson, Ask Me Anything

34  2019-08-31 by DentureChamp1488

Questions, children?

28 comments

What charges would you have been facing if you didn’t make a deal with the prosecutor to sign away your daughter?

No charges, only baseless allegations thrown by those who live in glass houses like so many stones which wash upon the shore.

If I ever see your estranged daughter wearing a MAGA hat, should I punch her lights out?

If your new wife becomes pregnant (by a stud like Jonathon) and you decide to slip her the ol' abortion pill so that you are not cucked a second time, what crime will you have committed?

a) Murder

b) Performing abortions without a license.

Your argument is laughable as everyone knows, a fetus is no more than a clump of cells. Refer to my Instagram post - the orange tyrant and his toadies have made the modern world too dangerous for children, little one.

What does your wifes boyfriend think of your books?

The same thing every honest reviewer does, boy.

That's its just an inferior rip off that was originally done better by Will Tate?

Is the concept of "paralell thinking" totally foreign to you? Will Tate's 58 page pamphlet is garden variety, at best. Assuming that you must be from the south, my subconscious caused me to type my response slowly - in a futile attempt to make you understand.

slow response? or did you have to go find your typing wand, as you normally fat finger all the keys?

Is it true Jonathan Snyder creampied your (ex-)wife Adrienne repeatedly while you were cosplaying as Sulu at a Sci-Fi convention?

Oh, honey -that harpie and her demon spawn are far in the back of my mind, where dark thoughts dwell - thoughts that someone of your mental acuity cannot possibly comprehend.

How could you do that to those kids? You monster.

You'll have to be more specific, I have accomplished much in my years on this blue ball.

What does the bulls cum taste like?

Since you are so ignorant and ill informed, I shall indulge you. The flavor mixes with her natural nectars creating a sensation that is greater than the sum of it's parts. Perhaps if you were a bit more open minded, you could find a life partner as I have.

Has joe eaten your ass?

I would never and will never engage in dialogue with that right wing troglodyte, champ.

I heard you eat shit. Do you take it fresh? Or just what you find in public toilets? Any preference on what people eat first?

Can I get some real questions, y'all? I graced you with my presence here to promote the next installment of Starship Repo, not respond to your perverted proclivities.

When you were evicted from that single wide trailer. How frantic was the 72hours you had to get out? Was it a mad dash to move child sized bodies?

Stop asking me about irrelevant issues. This thread is about me and my accomplishments.

As a door to door insurance salesperson to the elderly. Were you ever caught playing with used adult diapers? Or did you just wear them home so nobody would notice?

I heard you eat shit. Do you take it fresh? Or just what you find in public toilets? Any preference on what people eat first?

No you are NOT. THIS IS IMPERSONATING and it’s a fucking FELONY. Have fun in prison for the rest of your life after the F.B.I. throws your incel ass in prison. Nazi child.

I am the true and honest creator of Starship Repo.

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