When Fatrick says 'child' does anyone else hear him trying to imitate a sassy fat black woman?

19  2019-08-30 by Alfred_Hitchcuck

You know, the kind he wishes he was when he looks in the mirror and plays with his breasts each morning?

7 comments

1  TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2019-08-30

I imagine his morning routine is disturbing as all fuck. I don't know why, but I picture him pulling on his cheeks as hard as he can while making his angriest scare-off-the-nazis face in the mirror and breathing really heavy. But then he starts crying hysterically while still making the face and holds it for twenty straight minutes.

That type of stuff.

1  Dunning_Mooger_Joe 2019-08-30

"I'm Foxxy Cleopatrick and I'm a whole lotta woman."

1  Jung_Skywalker 2019-08-30

He don't know nothin' about birthin' no babies!

1  GoulashArchipelago 2019-08-30

I imagine him drooling a little and rubbing his tiny dick through his pants.

1  TheBravestButthole 2019-08-30

It's far worse when he begins his sentence with "oh honey,"

1  rdoran93 2019-08-30

i always imagined “child” being said with a faux-intellectual condescending semi-british voice. makes no sense but i can’t change it now

1  DentureChamp1488 2019-08-30

I hear the gay kid who joined student council to "make a difference."