They do force unathletic assholes like Patrick S Tomlinson to the back, but lots of races are loops. If you’re fast enough you eventually meet these fatass monstrosities like Fatrick when you lap them. They’re usually walking, drenched in sweat and out of breath, sweet summer child. It’s all that beer and brat weight.
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1 kingship75 2019-08-29
Do they not herd the fatties to the back before the race starts?
1 RowerOfFortune79 2019-08-29
They do force unathletic assholes like Patrick S Tomlinson to the back, but lots of races are loops. If you’re fast enough you eventually meet these fatass monstrosities like Fatrick when you lap them. They’re usually walking, drenched in sweat and out of breath, sweet summer child. It’s all that beer and brat weight.