I bet that dude was a Trump supporting nazi also.

#ThatHappened

It was a waiter that Pat felt was not serving him quickly enough.

so you mean every waiter he's ever interacted with?

I'm training for my marathon, child. Nikki, where's my starchy carbohydrate pancakes with pads of butter and sugary maple syrup!!!? (Smack) don't you know how Adrienne became my abused "first" wife, sweetie? Don't make me get Marcus to drop hot loads of protein in you so I can have a post workout shake out of your pussy, child.

A Trump volunteer, looking to get out the vote, showed up at Fatrick's door and then Fatrick proceeded to point a gun in the volunteer's face.

that story was better fiction than any of his 'books'

*novels

*"I wrote novels child"

This is such a legitimately idiotic post that I'm unsure if this is fan fiction or "non-fiction" but either way, it's 100% bullshit.

I'm now pretty glad I never gave a solitary care about Patrick because this is like finding unopened Star Wars toys and you can't wait to tear the boxes open to play with the outer space dolls. Or something.

Wow He really is a bizzaro JoeyH Colleen Cumia.

He's like that one damaged kid in elementary that was always telling stories of beating up imaginary bullies, but in the meantime being actually bullied.

God, that’s absolutely it. There was this rotten ginger kid in my class that would lie his ass off and always commit the most cowardly and pathetic acts of violence.

Someone that you hate on contact because they turn their low self esteem into aggressive stupidity. It’s a total lack of a realistic self image, and everyone but them can see it.

I think it's the manifestation of repressed trauma. Patrick was probably abused back in the day and thinks it's weak to seek therapy so now you have a thin-skinned egomaniac who brags about things that the entire world knows is a lie. Even his one fan is in serious denial about how repulsive she is. If you were to put them both on a scale they'd easily be over 700 pounds. The best part is that she refers to herself as both "pretty" and "little" while he talks about benching 250 pounds and running marathons, both obvious lies.

Sure, Patrick, I'm sure the knifing incident happened. Even if it did, everybody knows you're an annoying, unimpressive loser. People would have sympathy for you if you didn't make it so easy to hate you, child.

Was this guy named devin?

Reminds me of the time Pat beat me up at Hooligan's. Several buddies and I came in to disrespect the establishment and sexually harass the women, but despite us all carrying switchblades or broken bottles, Pat knocked us cold and left us tied together for when the police showed up.

"Now you can't leave, child."

I assume all of your assholes hurt. I heard he likes raping unconscious people

I heard the same thing (there were murmurs about it at some recent sci-fi convention) so it must be true.

what if we convinced hooligan’s that patrick is a threat to public safety & shouldn’t be allowed on the premises

They know he's a pussy.

He also had a rope put around his neck and bleach poured on him. MAGA COUNTRY

Remember also he was driving his manual transmission car when a carjacker came up to him demanding it. He asked the thief if he could drive manual to which the thief couldn’t so they looked at each other and laughed

Damn that’s so cool! The fact that he was so calm in the face of danger, plus the fact that he CAN drive a manual himself (a very difficult thing to do) shows what a remarkable man he is.

I've seen the man in the flesh and it would literally take a elbow in his back brace to subdue him. He's fat and fragile lol.

Stop lying sweetie.

https://i.imgur.com/geh3WRv.jpg

See for yourself dear