Of course, he was fishing for attention by mentioning its his next “novel” and as usual nobody cares that Pat is writing (or pretending to write a novel.
When a robot sex worker kills a young transgender crab with a promising music career, the Intergalactic Hate Crime Task Force is called in to investigate.
As surprises unfold around every corner of the galaxy, an Intergalactic Community is forced to confront their long history of marginalizing spacecrabs in order to begin the healing process.
16 comments
1 IGotATreeOnMyHouse85 2019-08-29
Nothing worse than someone who uses “literally” every chance they can. He’s almost too cringe to believe
1 InnocentChrisKuhn 2019-08-29
I hope that his heart literally explodes from all the cholesterol and alcohol abuse.
1 Invunche 2019-08-29
How does he come up with these groundbreaking ideas?
2 ReDMeridiaN 2019-08-29
By picking the brain of the 13 year old boy he keeps locked in his basement.
Seriously though, could his stories be any more trite? His “novels” are the literary version of a shitty garage band in a sitcom.
1 mvcv114 2019-08-29
From Twitter, FB and bath house glory holes.
1 JewishLampshade 2019-08-29
He steals pretty much everything from Futurama.
1 rykorotez 2019-08-29
By directly copying them from things like Detroit: Become Human, Blade Runner, Humans, etc.
Nothing about his manufactured personality is original.
1 SuckMyPenisPlzPlz 2019-08-29
Oh my gawsh like it’s literally in my next “novel”
1 iPadsFromPizzaFace 2019-08-29
Using the same originality he used in William Tate's Starship Repo
1 Jung_Skywalker 2019-08-29
It certainly wasn't until he read that shitty tweet. Not that anyone cares one way or another.
1 IGotATreeOnMyHouse85 2019-08-29
Of course, he was fishing for attention by mentioning its his next “novel” and as usual nobody cares that Pat is writing (or pretending to write a novel.
1 bigbird911 2019-08-29
OMG you’re writing a NoVEL?! Tell me more mysterious fat man!
1 DavidBoboFan 2019-08-29
Fatrick gets laid whenever he wants. Now I know what he means.
1 PringlesCanJonathan 2019-08-29
When a robot sex worker kills a young transgender crab with a promising music career, the Intergalactic Hate Crime Task Force is called in to investigate.
As surprises unfold around every corner of the galaxy, an Intergalactic Community is forced to confront their long history of marginalizing spacecrabs in order to begin the healing process.
1 SuckMyPenisPlzPlz 2019-08-29
Holy shit that sounds like a bestseller!
1 Lordtelefonemane 2019-08-29
who hasn't thought that robots may eventually kill us or some shit...