He's got Big Liz

The pretty little psycho? Really?

Reading any random paragraph of his confirms this. It's like he's only ever read other self-published authors so he imagines writing is supposed to be that shitty.

Anyone who reviews their own book couldn’t be a total fake and failure... could they?

Idk how this dude makes a living.

His wife has a job and he sells insurance on the side.

What kind of insurance does that fatty sell? Hope it's life insurance, cuz he's about to die from a heart attack

Too real?!