I only started calling him Fatrick when he claimed to run a half-marathon in an hour and fifty minutes. There’s NO WAY a lardass like him can do that, it’s physically impossible to successfully train to that level and be that fat. Similar to how he claimed to bench 250 lbs with those effeminate chubby arms of his.

Patrick S Tomlinson is a serial liar, misogynistic fake “firebrand”, and laughingstock amongst his tiny and dwindling social circle. It’s natural for him to lash out and make even more grandiose claims as he circles the drain. I’m enjoying his downfall. It makes me happy because it is just.

If you knew anything about lifting you'd know that the bench is a chest exercise, child.

Well he certainly has a chest. Maybe he was being modest with 250.

True, but Tublinson can’t get 250# off his chest with those grandma arms

Silence, little one.

I only started calling him Fatrick when he claimed to run a half-marathon in an hour and fifty minutes.

https://resultscui.active.com/participants/32778199

6 years ago he did it in 2 hours and 15 minutes. That's not close to an hour and fifty, but it's a lot better than my fat ass could do. But then, I'm not the one bragging about it.

Given Fatrick’s inability to be truthful in any other sector of his life, I have my suspicions about this 2:15 results. Looking at his morphology I think it’s pretty far-fetched. That said, a 2:15 half is NOTHING like a 1:50 half, which he repeatedly boasted about until I put marathoninvestigation.com on his trail and he shut up about it.

I find that telling. Perhaps he cheated to get the 2:15?

It was 6 years ago and it's an official result. I suppose he could have hopped the course somehow but I doubt it. He was probably just in better shape.

Course-cutting is super common. Just saying. No splits

Idk I think half a decade ago he could probably run a 10 minute mile. He probably didn’t drink all day back then.

That was the first and only time I've ever heard the term "suicide demands." Apparently nobody else is a big enough faggot to complain about such a non-issue.