He once claimed she’s lost weight since being married to him. I reminded Pat she’s not getting smaller and he’s just getting bigger. I was then called a child.

she looks like a fucking plumber

She’s got a real or fictional drink with her in every fucking picture. Dumb, low self-esteem alcoholic bitch.

That's not fair. She's just mentally ill. It's not like she ever started siding with Pat vs. the World. His imaginary grievances are his own and she probably only humors him when they have their weekly conversations.

I’m probably in the minority but the Patrick hate is 10x funnier than the Joe hate. What a time.

If my mule Gretchen ever dies, I'm going to kidnap Pat's wife and make her plow my fields.

You won't even have to change the harness size

r/brapbarn

Oh cool, the whiskey you accidentally get thinking it’s Jack Daniels. Also, what a frump!

That's whiskey for people on unemployment. It's "I've only got $46 dollars for the next two weeks, how can I stretch this out" whiskey.

It has its place there. Quite lame to go to the “experience”. What’s next? The Steel Reserve 211 brewery tour?

The FOUR LOKO Experience

The MD 20/20 Adventure Park

The RippleCoaster!

The Olde English waterside!

Refrigerator shape body havin ass bitch.

She's got an ass like a truck and she's never even spit out a kid. Imagine what a hog beast she'd be if Fat Pat implanted a pigglet inside her.

Between the booze, the eating and the stress from being a political firebrand, Pat is no doubt shooting blanks, if he's shooting at all.

Unlike Jonathan, who seeds Patty's ex-wife on the reg.

Too many years in front of the microwave may prevent his mutant seed from infecting the gene pool. Ding Ding - "novel" idea.

I’d stick it up her ass. And make Pat watch.

Why would you reward Fat Pat?

he needed dah money!!!!! OHHH a gush

I still think that someone from the sub should seduce her.

I nominate Bams Seed. She won't catch feelings because she hates fat girls and Pat won't be able to complain because that ain't woke

fool proof

100%. Bang that dump truck, snap a pic and tweet it to him. He can't even claim Run-DMC on it

I do not eat fast food, child. We share a slop trough.

This proves those pizzas Pat claims are being sent to his house are finding a home...

I hear Macy's has been leaving her voicemails.

Ho lee shit

that bitch is prime "Halloween college party wasted at 2am" plowing material right there.

Eh. That’s a broad I’d leave a bar with at 2 AM.

I mean, I would. Not above it

Sofia Choice: Nikki or Carroll?

A portly woman. Sturdy could also be used to describe her.

Shes cute. Shes just stupid

Alcohol puts on the pounds, doesn't it?