Just stumbled upon this sub looking for fellow Logan Lynnites and was SHOCKED when I recognized PATRICK S. TOMLINSON as the man who RAPED me when I was a CHILD

84  2019-08-28 by JoesGobletofKidSpit

AMA

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Did he take photos of it at Daniel Kurlan’s house?

It was at the McMansion of someone that he insisted I call "Uncle Anth"

I believe you and admire your bravery, child

Did he rape your family pets, too? Because I hear that’s what he does. Rape his victims pets.

Yes, how did you know?! He raped our family shnoodle to death and then proceeded to shove an entire rotisserie chicken we had in our fridge up his ass.

Because...he did it to me too. I haven’t been able to order from Boston Market since.

Jesus. You’ve been through so much. You’re safe here.

then proceeded to shove an entire rotisserie chicken we had in our fridge up his ass.

I'm gonna need one of you talented artists on this sub to draw this.

Please sir, PATRICK S. TOMLINSON repeatedly RAPING me as a CHILD is not a laughing matter.

his ass or the shnoodle's ass? oh who am i kidding, he did the latter first, then the former.

Did he put a Darth Vader helmet on you, then insert a light saber in your heiney hole?

Yes. He'd also wear a JarJar mask and scream "Meesa gonna Starship Rapeyou!"

*beep boop beep....ring-ring-ring.

Yeah, Hi, Milwaukee Cyber Crimes Unit, please. Thank you.

Hi, it's Patrick S. Tomlinson...yeah, they're at it again. I did what you told me, b-....Yeah, yeah....well, only a few times, like twice?...umm, mostly calling me fat & gay, and saying my books su-...yeah, but....yeah, well they're going over the line. This guy just posted saying I raped him...No, of course not...uhhhm, his name? Joe...sgoblet..ofkidspit? His name is Joe Sgobletofskidspit....Okay, yeah...these guy's are super racist. He's obviously trying to pin it on a minority. I really think Milwaukee could use some more diversity. it's TOO WHITE. And by the way, has the Milwaukee PD hired anymore officers of color...or WOMEN??....hello?..are you still there?...HELLO???

Fin

We believe you and support you. This is your safe space. #BelieveAllVictims

Thank you. I refuse to be just another rape notch on rapist Patrick S. Tomlinon's belt of rape.

This is 100% real. In fact, I think this guy is toning down exactly what happened so it sounds believable. Because the truth is much more shocking. You see, Patrick didn't just rape this guy as a kid. Patrick raped every child to ever be born, ever. The sick fuck even raped ************* at birth. Raping a grown woman is one thing, but if you ask me, raping ******** is over the top and totally uncalled for. We get it, you're a rapist. Quit trying so hard.

Things get better. I'm so sorry you experienced such a horrible nightmare. Quick question. Does his penis also have fat rolls? Thank you for being so brave.

I felt them but I couldn't see them. It was hard to focus on anything over him yelling the n word so loudly.

Why does Patrick S Tomlinson always put the phrase NOT EVEN CLOSE TO SIX MILLION in each one of his books?

Sad!