Just stumbled upon this sub looking for fellow Logan Lynnites and was SHOCKED when I recognized PATRICK S. TOMLINSON as the man who RAPED me when I was a CHILD
Yes, how did you know?! He raped our family shnoodle to death and then proceeded to shove an entire rotisserie chicken we had in our fridge up his ass.
Yeah, Hi, Milwaukee Cyber Crimes Unit, please. Thank you.
Hi, it's Patrick S. Tomlinson...yeah, they're at it again. I did what you told me, b-....Yeah, yeah....well, only a few times, like twice?...umm, mostly calling me fat & gay, and saying my books su-...yeah, but....yeah, well they're going over the line. This guy just posted saying I raped him...No, of course not...uhhhm, his name? Joe...sgoblet..ofkidspit? His name is Joe Sgobletofskidspit....Okay, yeah...these guy's are super racist. He's obviously trying to pin it on a minority. I really think Milwaukee could use some more diversity. it's TOO WHITE. And by the way, has the Milwaukee PD hired anymore officers of color...or WOMEN??....hello?..are you still there?...HELLO???
This is 100% real. In fact, I think this guy is toning down exactly what happened so it sounds believable. Because the truth is much more shocking. You see, Patrick didn't just rape this guy as a kid. Patrick raped every child to ever be born, ever. The sick fuck even raped ************* at birth. Raping a grown woman is one thing, but if you ask me, raping ******** is over the top and totally uncalled for. We get it, you're a rapist. Quit trying so hard.
Things get better. I'm so sorry you experienced such a horrible nightmare. Quick question. Does his penis also have fat rolls? Thank you for being so brave.
20 comments
1 killgav 2019-08-28
Did he take photos of it at Daniel Kurlan’s house?
2 JoesGobletofKidSpit 2019-08-28
It was at the McMansion of someone that he insisted I call "Uncle Anth"
1 kingbelwas 2019-08-28
I believe you and admire your bravery, child
1 AgentOldFag 2019-08-28
Did he rape your family pets, too? Because I hear that’s what he does. Rape his victims pets.
1 JoesGobletofKidSpit 2019-08-28
Yes, how did you know?! He raped our family shnoodle to death and then proceeded to shove an entire rotisserie chicken we had in our fridge up his ass.
1 AgentOldFag 2019-08-28
Because...he did it to me too. I haven’t been able to order from Boston Market since.
1 BergStonewall 2019-08-28
Jesus. You’ve been through so much. You’re safe here.
1 rykorotez 2019-08-28
I'm gonna need one of you talented artists on this sub to draw this.
1 JoesGobletofKidSpit 2019-08-28
Please sir, PATRICK S. TOMLINSON repeatedly RAPING me as a CHILD is not a laughing matter.
1 dazzlefloss 2019-08-28
his ass or the shnoodle's ass? oh who am i kidding, he did the latter first, then the former.
1 billdipshitbellamy 2019-08-28
Did he put a Darth Vader helmet on you, then insert a light saber in your heiney hole?
1 JoesGobletofKidSpit 2019-08-28
Yes. He'd also wear a JarJar mask and scream "Meesa gonna Starship Rapeyou!"
1 fatprick_s_tomlinson 2019-08-28
*beep boop beep....ring-ring-ring.
Yeah, Hi, Milwaukee Cyber Crimes Unit, please. Thank you.
Hi, it's Patrick S. Tomlinson...yeah, they're at it again. I did what you told me, b-....Yeah, yeah....well, only a few times, like twice?...umm, mostly calling me fat & gay, and saying my books su-...yeah, but....yeah, well they're going over the line. This guy just posted saying I raped him...No, of course not...uhhhm, his name? Joe...sgoblet..ofkidspit? His name is Joe Sgobletofskidspit....Okay, yeah...these guy's are super racist. He's obviously trying to pin it on a minority. I really think Milwaukee could use some more diversity. it's TOO WHITE. And by the way, has the Milwaukee PD hired anymore officers of color...or WOMEN??....hello?..are you still there?...HELLO???
Fin
1 Somerville_Dan 2019-08-28
We believe you and support you. This is your safe space. #BelieveAllVictims
1 JoesGobletofKidSpit 2019-08-28
Thank you. I refuse to be just another rape notch on rapist Patrick S. Tomlinon's belt of rape.
1 TheDicemanBustin 2019-08-28
This is 100% real. In fact, I think this guy is toning down exactly what happened so it sounds believable. Because the truth is much more shocking. You see, Patrick didn't just rape this guy as a kid. Patrick raped every child to ever be born, ever. The sick fuck even raped ************* at birth. Raping a grown woman is one thing, but if you ask me, raping ******** is over the top and totally uncalled for. We get it, you're a rapist. Quit trying so hard.
1 BoomersBeefers 2019-08-28
Things get better. I'm so sorry you experienced such a horrible nightmare. Quick question. Does his penis also have fat rolls? Thank you for being so brave.
1 JoesGobletofKidSpit 2019-08-28
I felt them but I couldn't see them. It was hard to focus on anything over him yelling the n word so loudly.
1 BoomersBeefers 2019-08-28
Why does Patrick S Tomlinson always put the phrase NOT EVEN CLOSE TO SIX MILLION in each one of his books?
1 TR4UM4T1Z3D 2019-08-28
Sad!